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I AM TELEPHATIC . . .

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 01:19 pm
. . . i can smell where you're comin' from. Any questions?
 
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 01:32 pm
@Setanta,
Me? I'm telepathetic.

I know what's going to happen to people, but am too terrified to tell them.
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 01:41 pm
Wait . . . i'm having a brain wave ! ! !

Today is Bastard Day in France . . . or something like that . . . you can't expect sense out of those people.
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Fil Albuquerque
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 01:55 pm
Je suis telepathique et je m'en fous aussi...
...nimporte quoi, nimporte qui, ça, c'est la vie ! Laughing
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Fil Albuquerque
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 02:03 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Nibiru is coming !

http://pthumbnails.5min.com/10370744/518537154_c_embedStandard.jpg
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timur
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 02:39 pm
Nobody here teleapathetic?
Fil Albuquerque
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 03:01 pm
@timur,
Why ? You thinking your the first n feeling alone ?
There is plenty of that around don't you worry mister... Very Happy
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NSFW (view)
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 03:19 pm
@GorDie,
What a strange little gollum you are.

I have no idea what brought about your little hissy fit, and have no desire to seek explanation.

I shall now put you on ignore with the other weirdos.

Bye bye.
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Fil Albuquerque
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 03:43 pm
@GorDie,
You wouldn't endure in Europe 1 month...sheeesh America is really screwed up with peepz like you around en mass ! Ignore list indeed...
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GorDie
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 04:11 pm
@GorDie,
yeah. well. "You know what is going to happen to people, but don't want to tell them" is simply not the right way to say you're a telepath.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 05:36 pm
This thread is not about telepathy, you witless mope.

It is about humor, though, and you just barely squeak through because you are hilariously idiotic.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 08:23 pm
I am teleplegic -

Teleplegic
(noun)A person who owns a cell phone but never brings it with them when they leave the house, which defeats the purpose of them having a cell phone entirely.
Ryan: Yo, call up Katie!
Dan: No point. She's a total Teleplegic, there's no way she has her phone.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jul, 2015 11:47 pm
Sometimes I am teleportetic. Or is it teleportable?

Anyway, I can be in the Rose and Crown Pub one minute, and then find myself waking up spread eagle on the living room carpet at home.


It also haapens in The Dog and Duck.


And The Red Lion.
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 12:19 am
@Lordyaswas,
I'd thought, Telepathia was another Murdock tv-channel.
But it's not. So I'm using my communicatio mentis to ... well, something.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 02:26 am
I am telemarketive, I know that the person on the phone with an Indian accent and an English name does not really work for Microsoft or the Telephone Preference Service.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 04:29 am
I am teleflatulant . . . be afraid . . . be very afraid . . .
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Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 05:32 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

I am teleplegic -

Teleplegic
(noun)A person who owns a cell phone but never brings it with them when they leave the house, which defeats the purpose of them having a cell phone entirely.
Ryan: Yo, call up Katie!
Dan: No point. She's a total Teleplegic, there's no way she has her phone.



So what's the name for someone who begs for a $500 iPhone, but never answers it because she can't hear it because it's in her ******* hand bag?
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 06:19 am
@Wilso,
Daughter?
Wilso
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jul, 2015 06:51 am
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:

Daughter?


Wife!
 

 
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