Tes yeux noirs wrote: I am not shitting you, so why the downvotes?
I have an idea about that.
This kind of question arise all the time.
The one time poster gets here and asks his question, to never return.
The answers he gets rises the number of hits on Google for the product he is trying to promote.
Then, unwillingly, you helped him to get free publicity.
Long time posters know that and vote your post down.
It's not about you personally, it's about the process..