I'm Going To Write A Book

Ouch BBB, that was way too obvious for me Wink

Well as a little excuse for my blindness I wanna throw in once again that I'm far from speaking English natively.

But anyhow, nice wordplay and stupid me...

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I wont charge you to make your book.
I will just be amused / horrified by you bringing in these specific scents for me to post in your book.
I think I will have to coat the book in plastic wrap.....
wouldnt want any of the 'cumming attractions' to flake away
with regular use now would ya ;-)

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How do I stop it being published ? I dont want to spoil my reputation...

....and I thought bears dont kiss and tell Shocked

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I say go for the straightforward: "Travels With My Penis" or something like that. Now, I can't remember if Clinton used that or not, I haven't seen the book. I do have a suggestion for your chapter on the 80s years: "Wang Chung, Hung Wang." Hope you like it.

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Bear, sorry I'm late to this thread. How about this for a title...

Even Pencil-Dicks Can Get Laid If You Have A Guitar

heh heh... just kidding, big guy. Put down the knife please.

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hahahahahahahaha!!!

What about making a pop-up-book?

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Mr. Stiff Goes to Washington

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Smell the Boot, Taste the Whip

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You could even put in a small chapter about having sex with other people!

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Bear, sorry I'm late to this thread. How about this for a title...

Even Pencil-Dicks Can Get Laid If You Have A Guitar

heh heh... just kidding, big guy. Put down the knife please.

and I have the extended scale model..... Cool

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Um....guitar or pencil-dick? Shocked

Inquiring minds want to know.

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you'll have to buy the book to find out....

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Now, now
be nice
We all know there is no room in the book for the page about having sex with other people. That is why it is simply hinted at in the title......

"Are you in yet?"

hehehe

maybe a hint is too long...hmmm...

:-)

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McGetrix is just miffed because I've had more women than he's seen in magazines...including his National Geogrpahic colletion, his constant companion during puberty, college and after the first 18 months of his marriage.......

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Oh come on, Bi-Polar.

What man can go more than a week without spanking it to a picture of a !Kung or Yanomamu woman, topless, bathing her child in the river?

Or of a Koala?

I know I can't.

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Gargamel wrote:

Oh come on, Bi-Polar.

What man can go more than a week without spanking it to a picture of a !Kung or Yanomamu woman, topless, bathing her child in the river?

Or of a Koala?

I know I can't.

You may have a point there. If squinney doesn't get home soon I may be spanking it to the Sears ladies underwear catalog. Crying or Very sad

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Squinney doesn't get Victoria's Secret catalogs?

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

Gargamel wrote:
Oh come on, Bi-Polar.

What man can go more than a week without spanking it to a picture of a !Kung or Yanomamu woman, topless, bathing her child in the river?

Or of a Koala?

I know I can't.

You may have a point there. If squinney doesn't get home soon I may be spanking it to the Sears ladies underwear catalog.

Hahahahaha!!!!!

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Eva wrote:

Squinney doesn't get Victoria's Secret catalogs?

me and my baby hit the sheets nekkid......you can't improve on nekkid.....

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I agree it feels great, but what if the kids come in in the middle of the night? I didn't like having to ask my son to get my robe while I tried to cover up with my half of the sheet. So I went back to lingerie.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure they mail out those catalogs to everyone with a credit card. Maybe she throws them away. Sad

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