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Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:09 pm
About my sexual escapades over the years....since peoples sex lives seems to be such a hot topic, and I assure you it'll be a more interesting read than most. Not for the faint of heart however.
What do you think of "The Bear Bares All" ?
I think you should call it "Getting down to brass tacks".
I say go for it, but I will be disappointed if it is less than 970 pages, like the notorious Frank Harris confessional novel 'My Life and Loves.'
970 pages will cover 1975 though april 1976.
How are we going to know it's not fiction?
You guys put up with fiction from politicians and suddenly you're going to demand credibility from the heavy metal guy?
Besides I can provide first hand accounts from participants......sometimes they used both hands, among other things.....
I suggest you call it...
(drum roll, please)
BI-POLAR BARE
And put me down for one copy and a vibrator...to go.
what about
"Polar Bares Assests"
How about "Bi Bear Balling"?
I don't want a copy, but I'll be pleased with receiving a ton of pornographic magazines if you make a fortune with it.
I think you should make a scratch-n-sniff book.
shewolfnm wrote:I think you should make a scratch-n-sniff book.
what's your consultation fee?
With bringing up that idea it can only be a free copy of the book as consultation fee :-D
Just how Bi is the Bare Bear?
Great!!! I was just looking for something to read in church :-)
BPB
How about "Bearing UP" or "Bearing Down", which ever way you swing?
Or "Swimming the Bearing Straight." (For those that are geographically impaired, that's aka the Bering Straits.)
BBB
Bear's not a swinger, it's more like BULLDOZING!!
Re: Hamster
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:He does it in his sleep?
BBB
...OK dear lady there is something I'm missing here
HAMSTER
Some bulls are dozing, some aren't.
http://www.bertola.org/essays/elk/roaming.jpg
BBB
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