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Just give me a coffee, and leave me the hell alone . . .

 
 
cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 11:02 am
Oh, I also have a few biscotti left over from a long sea voyage. They should be fine, they last forever.
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 11:04 am
Setanta wrote:
As we say in 'Merica, you'll get in Dutch if you keep making trouble here . . .

My deepest apologies, your Highness.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 11:09 am
you dont stop this bickerin, im leavin
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 11:12 am
Who said I was bickering?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 11:38 am
Hola, jefe, que pasa?
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 11:40 am
That's Spanish.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 11:48 am
The onliest Spanish i know ain't fit fer pubic . . . er, public display . . . Hey, EB (uh, keep my criminal record unner yer hat, 'k?) . . . Mr. G, i do hope yer keepin' the young men of Lunnon on the hop . . . FM, bickerin' is our most important product . . . Peppermintpatio dog, i ain't no holla, an if you keep that up, i'm agonna ask ya ta step outside . . .
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 11:57 am
Looking at the accent you must either be from Canada or Alabama Smile
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:01 pm
Fella walks into a store in north Georgia, an says to the clerk:

I'd like a RC an a Moonpie.

Hmmph, you must be from Alabama.

Now wait a damn minnit . . . iffen i ast you fer some noodles an tamata sauce, would you think i was Eye-talian?

Dunno, it ain't never come up.

Well, suppose i ast you fer some sauerkraut and some polish sausage, would you think i was a Dutchman?

Dunno . . . it ain't never come up.

Well then, how come when i ast you fer a RC an a Moonpie, you ast me am i from Alabama ? ! ? ! ?

Well, ta start with, this is a hardware store . . .
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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:03 pm
Mr. Green
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:49 pm
Aw, look who's back!!! Very Happy

I don't know him well enough to hug him, so maybe I'd best just wave.

<waving both arms>

It's nice to see your furry face back here, Set.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 01:08 pm
I look GOOOOD, don't i?
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margo
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 02:50 pm
Jeez - that bloody yappy, stroppy doggy is here again!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 03:46 pm
Better watch out margo, cat lover extreme, puppy looks hungry and you look scared.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 03:50 pm
Rick d'Israeli wrote:
So many people offering Setanta all kinds of stuff.

Do people ever offer me coffee?

No.

Do people ever offer me tea?

No.

Do people ever offer me a cookie?

No, no, no.

Evil or Very Mad



Like a cup of worming mixture, puppies?????
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 03:56 pm
Shocked
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 04:00 pm
I have plenty of espresso, and margo has plenty of beer. Do the math, heh heh.

How dare you insult the beagles, rabbit (plague in your own country). Snoopy was a beagle. Should we euthanize Snoopy?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 04:06 pm
I was just WORMING the li'l smeggers!!!!


A beagle tried to rip my throat out once.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 04:22 pm
Mmmm. I'll take a cup of ivermectin, please. Yum.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jun, 2004 04:24 pm
Good boy! It'll stop all that embarrassing scooting around with your arse on the grass....
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