Nah... it doesn't bother me any. Just get back to my beer quicker.
Well gus, at least with a beer you know you're guaranteed good head everytime!
You should try throwing acid in the mailman's face.
Totally hilarious!
Chipmunk burrows and hoses.
Ever seen a half drowned chipmunk? Now that's hilarious.
You mean, do I have home videos dedicated exclusively to drowned chipmunks?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Nah... it doesn't bother me any. Just get back to my beer quicker.
beer is not for 'drinking' Gus; it's for attracting 'slugs' (something you seem to enjoy doing in your spare time
).
Once I had to make a diorama in Junior High, based on a relevant environmental issue. I microwaved some Smurfs and they got all melty. I glued them to a post-apocalytic looking cardboard box and presented it as a statement against nuclear weapons. I believe I got an A+.
Smurfs are the only justification for 'genocide'!
salt on a slug makes an awful mess. Float them in some soy sauce...
YES soy sauce.. the turn purple
<<< going outside to the anthill with baking soda
Smurfs melt? That's weird. Just FYI, apparently fairy magic is a type of gas, and it's combustible. Try lighting a match next time you see tinkerbell.
Yep, priorities!
