What if Classic Novels were Advertised like Clickbait?

You can prophet in the weirdingest ways!

Fiesta or The Sun Also Rises.

A Clockwork Orange.

Animal Farm? Charlotte's Web? Deliverance?

Now there's a triple feature.

I was going for Deliverance.

Bingo!

The Sun Also Rises is correct.

A man in need of companionship thanks God it's Friday and so will you!

Robinson Crusoe

My copy is called Fiesta or The Sun Also Rises.

The World According To Garp?

The only thing stopping him from being an alpha male was alcohol.

She used this ONE WEIRD TIP for getting her friends together, but you'll never believe what happened when it backfired!

Yes

No, it's a classic SF novel.

Oh, Dune.

Yup.

He believed in the best, he got the worst.

Pangloss in Voltaire?

As an aside.... from Godspell....

[JESUS]
When you feel sad, or under a curse
Your life is bad, your prospects are worse
Your wife is crying, sighing...
And your olive tree is dying,
Temples are graying, and teeth are decaying
And creditors weighing your purse...
Your mood and your robe
Are both a deep blue
You'd bet that Job
Had nothin' on you...
Don't forget that when you go to
Heaven you'll be blessed..
Yes, it's all for the best...

[JUDAS]
Some men are born to live at ease, doing what they please,
Richer than the bees are in honey
Never growing old, never feeling cold
Pulling pots of gold from thin air
The best in every town, best at shaking down
Best at making mountains of money
They can't take it with them, but what do they care?
They get the center of the meat, cushions on the seat
Houses on the street where it's sunny..
Summers at the sea, winters warm and free
All of this and we get the rest...
But who is the land for? The sun and the sand for?
You guessed! It's all for the best...

[JESUS]
When you feel sad, or under a curse
Your life is bad, your prospects are worse
Your wife is crying, sighing...
And your olive tree is dying,
Temples are graying, and teeth are decaying
And creditors weighing your purse...
Your mood and your robe
Are both a deep blue
You'd bet that Job
Had nothin' on you...
Don't forget that when you go to Heaven you'll be
blessed...
You guessed! It's all for the

[JUDAS]
Some men are born to live at ease, doing what they please,
Richer than the bees are in honey
Never growing old, never feeling cold
Pulling pots of gold from thin air
The best in every town, best at shaking down
Best at making mountains of money
They can't take it with them, but what do they care?
They get the center of the meat, cushions on the seat
Houses on the street where it's sunny...
Summers at the sea, winters warm and free
All of this and we get the rest...
But who is the land for?
The sun and the sand for?
You guessed! It's all for the

[BOTH]
You must never be distressed
Yes, it's all for the....
All your wrongs will be redressed
Yes, it's all for the....
Someone's got to be oppressed!

[CHORUS]
Yes, it's all for the best!!!