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Tue 8 Jun, 2004 08:40 pm
been doing some genetic engineering with his farm animals again! These scurrilous allegations are just not true!!
In fact I have just been around to his place to spend some time with his wonderful children.....
Baaverley and Shorn
Gus never told me he had kids
He's been waiting for a ruling from the Sheep & Goats Council of America whether one of those two (I think you can guess which) has enough well..... human genes to count as a child, not a lamb.
He doesn't call them his kids, he refers to them as "sweet little lambs."
Yah, der's a dam and a couple of mares too. Yah.
Ha! So the rumours are true then.
I always knew there was something baaad going on at gustav's....
Ok, that was a horrible joke. I repent!
We accept your sheepish apology!
That was even worse!!!!
Is that why he wears those funny boots?
Oh no! Not with the boots!!!!
You're not from New Zealand, are you?
Where is Gus? He's got a lot of explaining to do! Matilda is gonna be pissed!
Montana wrote:Gus never told me he had kids
Gus has
admitted to siring and abandoning many a child.
Risqué stories involving his helpless farm/swamp creatures are also
nothing new, but that disturbing sheep photo above is certainly telling of the freakish results.
Oh my! I love Gus! Look wgat a thread about him produced - a Monger playing sighting - all too rare nowadays - could it be he (monger) protesteth too much aaaabout the sheep?
as the legal representative of M. gustavratzenhofer, i must challenge these overtly scandalous statements, and insist categorically that there is not, nor has there never been any genetic 'dabbling' at the gustavratzenhofer farm!
papers are being prepared at this very moment, and will be issued, post haste!
[er Gus, the same 'offshore' account number will do fine!]
Mr Stillwater wrote:He's been waiting for a ruling from the Sheep & Goats Council of America whether one of those two (I think you can guess which) has enough well..... human genes to count as a child, not a lamb.
Did he does this for income tax purposes?
I think the kids - I mean lambs - are brainwashed. Look at the vacant looks in their eyes! Then again, they could be just flirting. Hmmm.
He must use Woolite by the case to keep them so clean.
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