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small penis size, any suggestion?

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gautamhashmi
 
Sat 13 Dec, 2014 02:49 am
Is there any suggestion to grow penis size?
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jespah
 
  3  
Sat 13 Dec, 2014 09:24 am
@gautamhashmi,
Yes. Learn how to get over it. Try counseling.
chai2
 
  4  
Sat 13 Dec, 2014 09:46 am
@jespah,
It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it.
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Sat 13 Dec, 2014 11:11 am
@gautamhashmi,
gautamhashmi wrote:

Is there any suggestion to grow penis size?


Yes.

Dip the entire flaccid eight inches into warm salty water for at least half an hour a day.
CalamityJane
 
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Sat 13 Dec, 2014 11:20 am
@Lordyaswas,
I knew I'd find you in a thread like this.
Your suggestion seems quite professional.

My advise is much simpler: get yourself a good collection of small penis jokes and you're carefree. Especially when you are a vegetarian since you've got less meat in your pants Smile
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chai2
 
  3  
Sat 13 Dec, 2014 11:20 am
@Lordyaswas,
What are you supposed to wrap the rest of it around to keep it out of the way?
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Sat 13 Dec, 2014 11:21 am
@chai2,
Personally, I just tie a knot in it.
CalamityJane
 
  2  
Sat 13 Dec, 2014 11:22 am
@chai2,
They'll look like California raisins then....
chai2
 
  2  
Sat 13 Dec, 2014 11:23 am
@Lordyaswas,
uh huh, ok (taking notes)

A friend of Wally's would say about his own John Thomas "It might not be thick, but it's short"
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Lordyaswas
 
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Sat 13 Dec, 2014 11:26 am
I tend to find those blue pills quite useful nowadays, but can only fit three or four down there before it gets uncomfortable.
chai2
 
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Sat 13 Dec, 2014 11:34 am
@Lordyaswas,
Why should you never use Crisco as a lubricant?




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It's shortening.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Sat 13 Dec, 2014 11:35 am
@CalamityJane,
Two men standing next to one another, peeing off a bridge into a deep river.

"That water feels cold on my willy", says one.

"Yeah", replies his mate, " and the silt on the bottom's a bit gritty".
chai2
 
  2  
Sat 13 Dec, 2014 11:39 am
@Lordyaswas,
From one of my favorite movies of all time, Sling Blade....

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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Sat 13 Dec, 2014 12:45 pm
You don't need no Viagra. Cut a hole in the end of your thumb and blow into it real hard. You will be surprised at the result.
glitterbag
 
  1  
Sat 13 Dec, 2014 05:17 pm
@edgarblythe,
Edgar's right, those old home remedies are very reliable.
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tsarstepan
 
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Sat 13 Dec, 2014 05:45 pm
@gautamhashmi,
gautamhashmi wrote:

Is there any suggestion to grow penis size?

Get used to wearing strapons and cod pieces. Problem solved! Idea
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izzythepush
 
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Sun 14 Dec, 2014 07:14 am
@gautamhashmi,
gautamhashmi wrote:

Is there any suggestion to grow penis size?


Try giving it a rub.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Sun 14 Dec, 2014 07:29 am
@gautamhashmi,
Ask coldjoint, hawkeye10, billrm, between them they have over one hundred years of experience with three very small penises.
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jcboy
 
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Fri 19 Dec, 2014 07:03 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it.


That’s very true; unless he’s Puerto Rican then it’s more like a baseball bat than a wand Cool
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