Was Fergie (Sarah Ferguson) kicked out of the royal family by the Queen?

I think it all went tits up when this toe sucking picture was published.

Pssst.....the man isn't Andrew.

Are they not been living in the same home for years?

Kind of strange for a couple that are not short of funds to be sharing the same roof after a divorce.

To be honest, I haven't a clue. I know she's been trying to creep back into the fold for years, and it's thought that she was in heavy debt and the firm stepped in and paid them off, but to be honest, I couldn't really care less.

It was emergency first aid for a snake bite!!

Are you telling me Fergie drinks such common things as cider mixed with lager?

Never!

At least she's having fun....

As does Duchess Kate with her pervy bum flashing routine.....

It is said that the Queen is super pissed about that, along with a bunch of other things she does. Just as bad as Diana I guess. It is not clear that anyone cares what she thinks.

I think you have the story the wrong way around.

Kate at the time was on a private holiday in a private residence MILES away from prying eyes and doing what most young Europeans do when on holiday.
Over here, we don't go all mental when young girls get their boobies out on the beach during a Mediterranean holiday. And most young female bottoms are covered by nowt more than a thong.
In fact, there are so many thousands of these tits and bums on view that by the fifth or sixth minute you've been on the beach the first day, most people take no bloody notice.

This "pervy" behaviour has been going on for decades over here, and regarded as totally normal behaviour.

A papparazo, knowing full well that a flash of Kate's bare boob and bum would cause great indignation over in your bible belt neighborhood and would therefore be massive news, fitted a hubble mk2 lens onto his camera and took a picture or two from a hidden viewpoint somewhere on the distant horizon.
The grainy images that ensued probably made him a fortune and possibly brought you and your mates a bit of relief for a day or two, but in no way can you say that Kate was out there in public, flashing her bits on purpose.

The Queen was probably angered by the hubble style intrusion and invasion of privacy, but I don't know because I've never read any quote from her.

Pervy routine indeed. Hilarious.

I bet you're descended from those tightly buttoned religious freaks we encouraged to leave all those years ago.

Question to the Britophiles.... Why do recent men of the Windsor family seem so useless, why is it that the women need to rescue them and most of the time run things? According to the weekly porn mags my wife reads when Dutchess Kate tells hubby to jump is first action is to enquire on how high this time dear.

What?

Is this some kind of genetic disorder?

You have the wrong story...I am talking about: "OOPS, my skirt just blew away and showed everyone that I am either not wearing any panties or else they are micro panties........how did that happen? Oopsy daisies! "

Ah, it must be true, as it's appeared in your wife's porno mags.

Tell me, are they porno mags specifically about Europe and its goings on?

Is she somehow pining for the fiords?

If I were you, I would take her on a Medterranean beach holiday, so she can see what real men are made of.

You really are a funny little man, aren't you.

Did that turn you on, big boy? One gust of wind and a bit of knicker elastic?


Gawd save America from Puritans.

There y'go, Hawk.


A pervy Scotsman fer the missus.....

Who are you talking to, I did n0t write all of these stories in the celeb mags (the Daily Mail set to Hollywood).

I only glanced though, normally I just look at the pics for their entertainment value as I sit with my wife as she watches some boring **** on the telly.

This one I'll keep for the pervy lady's file....