Two reasons why I love summer in the city

I assume that this is the type of dress you're talking about....?

littlek wrote:

Slappy has never seen me. That I know of. Hmmm.

I tend to avoid wearing sundresses.

Um, you might want to close your blinds. Just a thought. And don't worry 'bout nuttin', k.

images like that get permanently embedded, no doubt...

pdog - really? You guys got married?

Region Philbis wrote:

images like that get permanently embedded, no doubt...

It's one of the great joys of life. I wonder if I'll still be able to conjure that image up in thirty or forty years.

i could never admit this to the mrs., but i still remember waking up to the woman i diumped for her standing by the window, doing her "i'm-a'dancer-in-the-morning stuff." crikey.

this just in...

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps
women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing
through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken
outside by a group of men and had the sh|t kicked out of him...

patiodog wrote:

i could never admit this to the mrs., but i still remember waking up to the woman i diumped for her standing by the window, doing her "i'm-a'dancer-in-the-morning stuff." crikey.

What, she danced naked for you or somethin'?

I have a problem with the nip-thing. Mine get hard too easily and it's not coz I'm randy. A breeze and there they are. Even no breeze - I can't control them.