Just try THAT and your waters won't be still again for a LOOOOOOONG time.
Just asking - soooooo touchy, GoLo or was it Bi-Lo?
Mr Stillwater wrote:Just asking - soooooo touchy, GoLo or was it Bi-Lo?
Yer a stirrer, Pondscum....
I'm terribly traumatized and short of breath, resulting from an extreme inconsiderate exchange with Mr. Stillwater. It may be viewed above.
"Pondscum?" Stillwater, I hope you have photocopied the slur for future litigation. On behalf of the world's citizens, I deeply apologize for the grievous slight, suffered upon you by the unnamed Australian.
Sofia defiantly stuck out her chin, her large round breasts undulating with every breath, her bathing suit top stressed to the point of ...>
"I will not stand for it!
Consternation. I was posing for a naked jelly fight, and no one came...
so lets oil up the plastic, get a roll-on, jump into a pile and critize each other.....it'll be just like old times again.
Sofia wrote:Sofia defiantly stuck out her chin, her large round breasts undulating with every breath, her bathing suit top stressed to the point of ...>
"I will not stand for it!
Yep - they're uneven all right.
I used to be warped but now I am just uneven.
<Sofia's strap pops>
The concussive breast dollop sends front-row patrons back in their chairs. It was a 6.7.
Oh! Someone has slathered oil all over my voluptuous body, yet I remain undeterred! I shall avenge Stilly! Oily and practically naked, or not!
And that was only the smaller one!
too much of a good thing is wonderful although I am not that much of a boob man.
My nudity is wasted on a butt man.
I don't want to get jelly....down there.
There once was a woman from Nises
had breasts of two different sizes,
one was puny and small, nothing at all,
the other was large and won prizes.
There once was a man, Joe Nation,
who rhymed in mid-conflagration.
He waxed of a boob,
proved his head was a cube,
and missed out on free fornication.
Call the children--Its a rhyme-off.
I digress to say I finally put Dys' signature to the google language tool and found a lovely snippet of Leonard Cohen words.
Okay, back to the poems..
