LOL! Each chapter, if you will, is connected to an emoticon... it's not that I don't have enough on my hands; it's that my priorities are skewed.
Oh cool....I'm on a different comp right now, and heading home. It's not that your priorities are skewed, it's just that life sucks without fun. We should use that one for our new church.
You're absolutely right; what would the world be if we all had to follow protocol and decorum?
I even have an advertising idea in mind:
'They had Puritanism and eternal hellfire. We have incomprehensible sermons and bad stick-on moustaches.
Welcome to the New Century.'
Protocol and Decorum battle it out in a crappy Japanimation cartoon....then, our saviour, Christ you can't drive appears and slays all in the name of love and non-aggressive highways.
Wow!
This means we'll even get the 'support' of:
1) those people who dress up as cartoons in Japan
2) people who know every blip in every episode of 'Coco pops presents "Min ya tschu ne," or 'As you pike it.'
3) the evil people who consider Pokémon to be the epitome of high culture...
Have you read about those people who dress up like Japanimtion characters-- and how their imagined 'feuds of Honour' led to the deaths of many geriatric 'villains?'
dròm_et_rêve wrote:Have you read about those people who dress up like Japanimtion characters-- and how their imagined 'feuds of Honour' led to the deaths of many geriatric 'villains?'
No, but it doesn't surprise me somehow.
I'll answer my own here, but please add more. Mine: A political debate on A2K.
A fight emerged between Margo and Msolga as to which was the best Australian city. Margo convinced everyone that it was Sydney and left.
Msolga tried to shrug it off by saying that it didn't matter; but then, she thought 'what if I kidnap them and show them which town is best?' She cackled into the night.
Msolga started off with Diane and Dys. Diane started to cry; she did not wish to be so far from home at such an important time. Dys looked pensive.
Olga went around the world and the captives' number went up and up. Msolga's friend, Stealthy Steve, tortured the inmates by forcing them to stick their tongues out at all times.
'Thes es embawasin me,' said Eva, trying to speak. 'Wait a minute,' said Cav; 'why don't we win her over by selling this fetching roadsign to her?' 'Or even better,' whispered McGentrix, trying to contain himself; 'why don't we whack them over the head with it if all else fails.' Their plan of attack was resolved, and so the captives were smiling, as Olga started to wrestle Occom Bill in the sunlight. Look at her go!
Nice one. We need more emoticons.
This should be interesting....I'll give it some thought.
I thought that that one might appeal to you.
I have a link that you could use, which has the most peculiar emoticons, but at home.
Hmm, maybe I do need more emoticons. I think I'm safe re: spyware and other crap one can get from those sites.
It's Bravenet; they are more reliable than random sites, I'm hoping.
Okay, I deal with Bravenet, that sounds okay. Thanks hamster, the more the merrier!
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