Grave inscriptions

I don't much care what happens to me after I'm gone. They can cut me open, take stuff out, fill me with sawdust, sew me back up and let the dogs play with me. Not a big thing.

But I think I'm going to insist on an inscription. At a time like this, how could they deny me my wishes. So it's wide open. I can say anything I want. So, what do I say? What would you say?

Here's a couple to start...

"Well, that was a waste of time."

"It's quiet. Too quiet."

"Hello! You, walking past! Stop! Could you call a doctor for me"