A LYNCH MOB . . .

i got a linchpin

can i join your group?

Well . . . i don't know . . . the newsletter ain't free, ya know . . .

I read this as Lunch Mob. I'll be back in around 4 hours.

I thought it was about followers of David Lynch.

TANSTAAFL

Is there a mob aisle?

I've had lunch already, being several hours ahead. Do I qualify for another if I join?



Mmmmm..... lunch.

Oh boo-hoo-hoo.

Settle down.

Nobody cares what a man has to say and all of your noise is bothering me.

Now go make me a sandwich while I conquer the world.

I seen a lynching, once. It was ugly. First, they didn't have any rope or duct tape. So, they WD-40ed his hands and feet, until they were too slippery to help him fend off the mob. Then, they didn't have a tree, so Big Joe Balogna held out his arm, to simulate a limb. Since they didn't have any rope, they strung thousands of bread ties together. But the lynchee was too tall. So they made him bend his knees. In the end, he just hung there, tongue out, eyes bulging. That was the way he always looked. At last, he croaked to the crowd: "If we're finished here, I would like to go home. Wife's probably got dinner on the table." I hope to never see such a thing again.

That Boomer is a hard, cruel woman . . . she don't take no stuff . . .

Oh, lynch mobs are so passé--when men stopped being real men, you couldn't pry them away from their video games long enough to get a good-sized mob together.

The new, improved, feminized way of getting you will be, not to have you burned at the stake, that contributes to air pollution, but rather to force you to burn the steak and then eat it, thus allowing you to have your steak and eat it too. We could have you eat crow instead, or some humble pie, for every unkind thing you have ever thought or said about any female, but steaks are on sale at the market this week, and we ladies love a bargain, and none of us could find a recipe for the pie.

We don't condone violence against you, but we're willing to gladly gang-bash you in posts and savage your reputation. Don't say we wimmins don't have a soft side.

Terrible ordeal
How sad

Get some sleep. Tomorrow will be a better day