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Warning! Salt needed to kill zombies!

 
 
neologist
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2014 07:41 pm
@mismi,
There seems to be great differences of opinion.
I found this:
http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=4586

I think the problem is lack of replicable scientific research. Laughing

All I know is what they said in a movie I watched back in the 40s. And, of course, my memory is sharp.
mismi
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2014 09:57 pm
@chai2,
Quote:
When the zompocalypse comes, I'll be picking 'em off, making the world a safer place.


Thank God for you. I will be right by your side...with my pointy salted stick. I find it hard to believe we couldn't manage them.

I can't bring myself to shorten the name zombie apocalypse...it seems to lessen the import of the term.
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mismi
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jun, 2014 10:03 pm
@neologist,
Quote:
I think the problem is lack of replicable scientific research. Laughing

All I know is what they said in a movie I watched back in the 40s. And, of course, my memory is sharp.


Well apparently there are different kinds of zombies. Those that come from VooDoo (and shooting up bath salts) and then the more recent zombification by virus.

Different methods for different zombies.
neologist
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2014 12:19 am
@mismi,
I do appreciate your discernment.
mismi
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2014 06:11 am
@neologist,
'course you do. Razz
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chai2
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2014 06:44 am
wow mismi, you know alot about this stuff.

you'll move right up the ladder.
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Linkat
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2014 08:46 am
@chai2,
I am very glad you are prepared for this.

Do you have a stash of salted poles on the ready?

Either that or I'm going to hide out with David - I know he has a stash of weapontry that would take down an entire zombie apocalist (however you spell it) and I'd imagine he has practiced enough with his guns and rifles and such that he would be able to hit all in the brain. For safety I would help him out and salt the bullets so either way we are covered.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2014 09:12 am
@Linkat,
Duh....you carry poles in your quiver, and have the bottom of the quiver filled with salt.
mismi
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2014 09:15 am
@chai2,
Quote:
Duh....you carry poles in your quiver, and have the bottom of the quiver filled with salt.


I think you're a natural. You should have no problem surviving and living day to day, hand to mouth during what may very well be the end of the world. It sounds lovely doesn't it?
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2014 09:20 am
@mismi,
omg, mismi "zombinator" sunshine face has singled me out for praise.

A high honor indeed.

Thank you.
mismi
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2014 09:21 am
@chai2,
You are welcome.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2014 03:44 am
The Serpent And The Rainbow, is the only zombie film supposedly based on a true story. More of a political thriller than a horror film, the real fear is not being caught by zombies, but being turned into one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Serpent_and_the_Rainbow_(film)

http://www.bubblews.com/assets/images/news/2141354303_1376098138.jpg
neologist
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2014 06:16 pm
@izzythepush,
OMG! Pleze tell me Wes Craven is no relation to our Craven.

Stocking up on salt right now. . . .
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oralloy
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2014 06:03 am
@InfraBlue,
InfraBlue wrote:
It was tragic when, in the tv series, one of the main character's young daughter goes missing only to appear out of a barn with a group of zombies, herself zombified, and had to be shot.

I knew there was a reason I quit watching after the first season. Thanks for confirming my wisdom.
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2014 07:42 am
@oralloy,
pussy.

it ain't peaches and cream out there.
neologist
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2014 02:45 pm
@chai2,
Ain't tequila and salt, neither.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 8 May, 2024 03:14 pm
@neologist,
neologist wrote:


Here is the solution I learned while a small child being scared shoeless watching zombie movies: A liberal application of salt will cause the monster to shrivel up and get dead again.


Does it matter what kind of salt?
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