FANATICAL CONSERVATIVE ATTEMPTS ASSASSINATION

Speechless at last.

Where's the Hamster rampage?

I was looking forward to seeing what is in store for us this time, but so far everything looks perfectly normal.

I just heard an interesting interview on CBC radio, of a gentleman who is proposing that three hours a day be set aside in the city's off-leach dog parks for cat owners to exercise their pets. He urges people to contact their city councilor to support the initiative. He calls his organization the Feline Organization for Outdoor Liberty.

If something does happen, dalehileman will probably post a serious thread asking the programmers to correct it.

and...a certain member, whose initials follow I S S in the alphabet, will post incessantly about how it's all USA's diabolical plot to torture and maim all it deems in the pathway to world domination,

As we are not likely to get any more suckers in here, i'm going to post my favorite April Fools joke, from the BBC:



People wrote in to know if they could get spaghetti plants to use at home.