Ruin A Children's Book

BarBar and the Coup de Tet
The Prison at Pooh Corner
Where the Sidewalk Burns

Rap

Where's Walter?
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish

Make Pate of Ducklings!

Charlotte's Dead

Don't Let the Meth Addict Drive the Bus

Green Eggs and Diarrhea

The Very Hungry Tape Worm

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoned

Harold and the Purple Hematoma

Are You My Father Who Hasn't Paid Child Support for 2 Years?

Where is the Baby's Self-Destruct Button?

The Little Engine that Crashed Into a Crowd of Pre-Schoolers

The Cat Shat in My Hat

The Pole Dancer Express

Joseph Had a Little Overbite

Stone Cold Soup

Puff the Magic Druggie

Ok, I'm done.

I'm scaring myself.

Too much coffee?

Harriet the Stalker

Green Eggs and Cramps