The French have to be the bravest people on earth. They've got timed light switches that turn the lights off halfway up the stairs. Where do they get the courage to get into an elevator?
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Joe Nation
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Tue 4 Feb, 2014 08:36 pm
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE !!
Joe(they can't help it if they are FRENCH!!)Nation
Dear Father, who art in prison,
Harold be thy name.....
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Lordyaswas
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:36 am
But seriously.....
The French did invent Mutton air transport.
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Setanta
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:52 am
However, Lordy, your theology is wrong, wrong, wront . . .
I Jesus H. Christ, the "H" stands for Holloway . . .
Our Father, which art in heaven, Holloway be thy name . . .
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jcboy
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Wed 5 Feb, 2014 05:29 am
"The French head of the International Monetary Fund was arrested in New York for sexually assaulting a hotel maid. Or as the French call it, room service." –Jay Leno
Nobody ever expects the Bretons. Brittany (Breizh, as they call it) was previously Armorica, which shows to go ya how perfidious they all are.
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Lordyaswas
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Thu 6 Feb, 2014 07:51 am
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:
Not Britney
Brittany
Joe(nobody here speaks British!)Nation
The three Western administrations tend to speak Breton, which is more gaelic Scottish or Welsh, so at the end of the day, neither the French French OR the British expats can understand them.
I blame the French.
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Lordyaswas
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Thu 6 Feb, 2014 08:13 am
And who the heck would even contemplate this kid being cute?
If I had my way, every child would be brought up the British way.
Illiterate until they're fifteen, whereupon they are taught the joys of alcohol and fighting.