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I BLAME THE FRENCH

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2014 10:19 am
. . . after all, they're not here to defend themselves.
 
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2014 10:26 am
@Setanta,
Unless that faux Frenchist is still lurking around, of course......
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2014 10:28 am
If anyone asks, i left the building . . .

http://virtualfuture.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Leftthebuilding.jpg
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2014 10:37 am
@Setanta,
And I was very drunk at the time.....

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2014 05:54 pm
“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
― Yogi Berra
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2014 08:13 pm
The French have to be the bravest people on earth. They've got timed light switches that turn the lights off halfway up the stairs. Where do they get the courage to get into an elevator?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2014 08:36 pm
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE !!


Joe(they can't help it if they are FRENCH!!)Nation
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2014 08:40 pm
@Joe Nation,
Britney?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2014 08:47 pm
@jespah,
Where are my pants?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:09 am
Yeah, though i walk through the valley of the Frogs, i shall fear no eatery . . .
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:10 am
@Setanta,
Dear Father, who art in prison,
Harold be thy name.....
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:36 am
But seriously.....

The French did invent Mutton air transport.

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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 5 Feb, 2014 03:52 am
However, Lordy, your theology is wrong, wrong, wront . . .

I Jesus H. Christ, the "H" stands for Holloway . . .

Our Father, which art in heaven, Holloway be thy name . . .
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jcboy
 
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Reply Wed 5 Feb, 2014 05:29 am
"The French head of the International Monetary Fund was arrested in New York for sexually assaulting a hotel maid. Or as the French call it, room service." –Jay Leno
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 6 Feb, 2014 06:53 am
@jespah,
Not Britney
Brittany
http://www.frenchentree.com/france-brittany-culture-traditions/images/brittany_historical_province.jpg

Joe(nobody here speaks British!)Nation
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 6 Feb, 2014 07:07 am
Nobody ever expects the Bretons. Brittany (Breizh, as they call it) was previously Armorica, which shows to go ya how perfidious they all are.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 6 Feb, 2014 07:51 am
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:

Not Britney
Brittany
http://www.frenchentree.com/france-brittany-culture-traditions/images/brittany_historical_province.jpg

Joe(nobody here speaks British!)Nation


The three Western administrations tend to speak Breton, which is more gaelic Scottish or Welsh, so at the end of the day, neither the French French OR the British expats can understand them. Very Happy

I blame the French.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 6 Feb, 2014 08:13 am
And who the heck would even contemplate this kid being cute?



If I had my way, every child would be brought up the British way.

Illiterate until they're fifteen, whereupon they are taught the joys of alcohol and fighting.

Cute! Pah!
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 6 Feb, 2014 01:55 pm
@Lordyaswas,
My God, when do they start teaching people to speak French in England. That child is amazing !! Speaks as well as a native speaker, I'd say.

Joe(hard to believe)Nation
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