SCoates, I think you are misguided in your translation. An uncarved block needs no duct tape.
<score one for the Taoists>
Do you speak... um... Lao Tzuish? I didn't think so. I do, so I am qualified to translate from Tzuish into english.
I was born Tzuish, but only celebrate Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, Hanukah and Pesach.
He only celebrates Yom Kippur for the wars.
He is a human malapropism.
If clowns are human.
They scare me.
Don't worry, little bunny. There's no such things as clowns.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
A clown!
