Game Tag Text Edition, test your creativity on someone you don't know

Game Tag Text Edition, test your creativity on someone you don't know

Object, Make up something creative about the next person who reads this. You obviously don't know who that will be so have fun and let's keep this congenial.

When you read this, take your turn for the next person who arrives. The last comment on the board was directed at you as everyone will be able to see that.

I ask that you do not make a comment about the comment before you, just take it out on the next person.

I will begin with leaving this for the first person who reads this:

You're scruffy looking and your mother still dresses you funny.