aarrghhh!!!
I went to my town's post office only to find it empty and dark!!! I've heard repeatedly that we have until 11:59 PM to file, so I assumed the post offices would be open until then. Not the case! I came home and called the post office near the town I used to live in, 15 miles away, which is often open late. They were closed as well. So I figured, whatever the late fee is, they'll just have to tack it on with my tax bill, to be paid later. So I went back to the post office to put it in the mailbox, and as I pulled up I noticed lots of people coming and going. I walked up to the darkened doorway and there a man was lamenting that he would have to go all the way to Worcester (30+ miles away), to mail his returns, and he needed stamps to boot. I asked him if he would mail mine, since he was going to Worcester anyway, and I would give him a couple of stamps to mail his own. So that's what I did, then I went out and met a couple friends for beers. I hope this guy doesn't steal my identity or something! If he does, then he can pay my taxes!
But as far as I know, they are post-marked before midnight and all is right with the world. I wonder what happens if they're not postmarked by midnight? Do they take your firstborn or something? my firstborn is packing heat and lives in Vermont, so good luck to them!