Hermann Rorschach 129 B-day, what do you see?

Ok, what I saw.....

1. (not getting off to a good start) The female anatomy/reproductive system, turned upside down.

2. Gnomes playing patti-cake

3. A corset, like a merry widow

4. A demon (interesting, this one is known as "the father card")

5. A moth (snore)

6. An animal skin, like a rug

7. 2 ladies with feather hats

8. another female reproductive system, but right side up and prettier

9. Seahorses (demented seahorses)

10. An aquarium filled with all sorts of sealife.

1=Crazy neighbor woman trying to scare children on halloween
2=Rocket ship launching
3=A butterfly about inside a dangerous plant
4=Alien creature's spacesuit...they have very large feet.
5=A bat.
6=A guitar split open on the top and spread to the sides
7=The latest in ladies beach fashion
8=A menacing monster
9=A raging fire shooting up into the sky
10=Birds and fish living together in harmony

I have to laugh at what I said for #8 (another female reproductive system, but right side up and prettier)

and your answer.

1.mirror image of pigs
2. 2 bears, mirror image
3. two women facing each other (carrying purses) in animated conversation
4. 2 bunnies (ears flopping to side)
5. smashed moth
6. fox fur rug
7. two rabbits dancing and looking back at each other
8. two bears dancing in sunset on top of hill.
9. two moose looking at each other
10. white angel in center, with praying hands.

So, what does it all mean?

That Rorschach guy was HOT!!

I'm also serious. My takes on what I see have probably changed over decades.

1) dogs making cats stand straight
2) dogs vying for a piece of fat bacon
3) dancers doing some modern moves around a skull at some theater
4) a fluffy eagle seen from below
5) a bat with some long out of style shoulder pads
6) a bird trying to get away from a sticky rug
7) a craft necklace that needs a clasp
8) two rats trying to reach nirvana
9) two elk stags fighting it out in the coastal fern forest in Orick, CA. The one on my right wins.
10) weird fish approaching islands that lay above some giant human skeleton

He kinda looks like Brad Pitt.

He died when he was only 39, of peritonitis from a burst appendix

Well, in Sturgis and mine case, I'd say that he's gay and I've got lesbian tendencies, but was too lazy to do anything about it.

(1) angel
(2) pat-a-cake
(3) two valets
(4) dragon
(5) moth
(6) "Falkor" from Neverending Story
(7) two Native American maidens
(8) beavers climbing (in pink)
(9) face (in blue)
(10) collection of small sea creatures

My pyschiatrist said please don't share because it will only upset the others.

1. Has to be a moth right, except if you incline your head left 45% it's obviously a flying pig and it's reflection as it banks hard to port.

3. That scene from Chicago where Zeta-Jones and Zellwegger fight over the chair as a metaphor for love and all that jazzm.

The other blots are so vile, unspeakably horrid and illegal in most states that I shant ever look at them again very much if at all hardly.

That seems to sum it up nicely. Kind of worried about some of the other answers I had though...I might be labeled off-kilter (as though it hasn't already happened )

A psychologist tested a client with the Rorschach test.
In every picture the client saw something sexual, sometimes rather innocent sometimes closer to pornography-
So the psychologist asked the client if all he could think about was sex.
Oh no said the client I do not think about sex - you are the one showing me all the dirty pictures....

Oops -

1 - an angel, cleaved down the centre
2 - female reproductive organ
3 - female reproductive organ torn in two halves
4 - female reproductive organ
5 - a bat
6 - a bearskin
7 - a cloud formation
8, 9 and 10 - watercolours of female reproductive organs

oh - and I'm not gay - just an honest heterosexual female with no issues!

1. Insect with broken wings
2. Native dancers
3. African women at well
4. Bearskin
5. Bat
6. Another bearskin
7. Just spots
8. Two red rats climbing up a sweater
9. colourtest
10. the start of a theatercostum
red cape, blue bra, golden necklace, grey head decoration

1. Two dogs with a fountain between them.
2. Gnomes playing pattycake.
3. Two waiters pulling out the chairs at a table.
4. A big guy riding a motorcycle.
5. A moth.
6. Animal skin rug.
7. Two old biddies staring at each other.
8. Ghost face at the top. Dress mannequin with two lizards for arms.
9. Fire-breathing dragons.
10. Kneeling figure with rats on his shoulders surrounded by blotches of color and maybe a couple more rats.

Vagina
Vagina
Vagina
Butterfly
Vagina

WAIT!

I mean, "I just see inkblots."

1. A moth
2. Two elephants kissing
3. Two black valets in high heels and a butterfly between them
4. A giant vagina with open legs and big feet
5. Another moth
6. An insect breaking through foam
7. The busts of two girls with pony tails facing each other
8. Two chamaleaons climbing on the side of a corseted female torax
9. Two dragons playing on top of... something
10. A painting by Miró as a child.

You get the prize so far.

Not that you're right.

What's the prize?
An appointment with Dr. Rorschach?