I'm also serious. My takes on what I see have probably changed over decades.
1) dogs making cats stand straight
2) dogs vying for a piece of fat bacon
3) dancers doing some modern moves around a skull at some theater
4) a fluffy eagle seen from below
5) a bat with some long out of style shoulder pads
6) a bird trying to get away from a sticky rug
7) a craft necklace that needs a clasp
8) two rats trying to reach nirvana
9) two elk stags fighting it out in the coastal fern forest in Orick, CA. The one on my right wins.
10) weird fish approaching islands that lay above some giant human skeleton