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If You Went Crazy

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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 8 Apr, 2004 05:09 pm
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "IF"?
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 8 Apr, 2004 05:18 pm
hmmmmmmmm, may have to rethink kansas, it's too close to eva Razz
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pueo
 
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Reply Thu 8 Apr, 2004 05:19 pm
and then there's bob dole running around with his viagra, could be dangerous.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 8 Apr, 2004 05:38 pm
If I went crazy I'd probably think I was an old farmer in a straw hat, living by a swamp and raising capybaras for a living. I'd probably put my willie in padlocks, see the ghosts of chickens, bed down plump waitresses from the diner, travel through a portal in my bathroom floor that leads to a nest of space vampires, have a giant squid named Henry who lounges on the banks of my swamp and talks to me through his tentacles.

You know.... stuff like that.

But I don't think I ever have to worry about that stuff happening.

Just too far-fetched.
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doglover
 
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Reply Thu 8 Apr, 2004 05:42 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
If I went crazy I'd probably think I was an old farmer in a straw hat, living by a swamp and raising capybaras for a living. I'd probably put my willie in padlocks, see the ghosts of chickens, bed down plump waitresses from the diner, travel through a portal in my bathroom floor that leads to a nest of space vampires, have a giant squid named Henry who lounges on the banks of my swamp and talks to me through his tentacles.

You know.... stuff like that.

But I don't think I ever have to worry about that stuff happening.

Just too far-fetched.


My God gus, you just described your life! You're crazy and don't know it!!!

The only thing you're missing is your aspara.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 8 Apr, 2004 06:03 pm
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My God gus, you just described your life! You're crazy and don't know it!!!


Isn't this just friggin' terrific. I thought I was a normal kind o --- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! .... a normal kind of guy tha -- DOWN! DOWN! YOU HIDEOUS CREATURE! BACK TO GRASPORA! BACK TO YOUR CURSED ICE PLANET! ... and for you to make allusions that I may be crazy is... THE GROUND IS GROWING! THE GROUND IS GROWING! ... frankly, a little ridiculous.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 8 Apr, 2004 06:32 pm
pueo wrote:
hmmmmmmmm, may have to rethink kansas, it's too close to eva Razz


Tulsa is a relative island of sanity, given the nearby alternatives, pueo. Of course, if you'd prefer endless flat wheat fields or big ol' honkin' cowboy convertibles, you might actually prefer living elsewhere. :wink:
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 8 Apr, 2004 09:17 pm
So does mine, Joanne. Ever hear of Onaga? Well, how 'bout Marysville, then?
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Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 9 Apr, 2004 05:32 am
dròm_et_rêve wrote:
I don't know what I'd do if I went crazy, because-- frankly-- I'd have no control over what I want to do. I'd probably dress up in regency style and freak everyone out by saying that I was Anne Brontë, back from the dead. I'd have seven cats, each one named 'Bill Cosby.'




Drom, Hmmmmm. Interesting that your idea of crazy involves a Bronte sister. A former co-worker of mine went crazy (no euphemisms here) and arrived at work dressed in a tutu, carrying a magic wand, and claiming that the Bronte sisters (all three, not just Anne) visited her nightly. They climbed in through the bedroom window.

If I were to go crazy, I'd take a different approach. I'm not keen on the idea of the tutu. It's still kinda cold.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 9 Apr, 2004 07:14 am
My comment is simply that you can't drive me crazy . . .


. . . i'm close enough to walk . . .
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 9 Apr, 2004 07:16 am
Imagining myself in a tutu. Shocked
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Fri 9 Apr, 2004 08:30 am
Is this stark raving mad, or just gaga? I could live with gaga... no big change, really.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 9 Apr, 2004 08:55 am
Imagining Wilso in a tutu.... Laughing
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SCoates
 
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Reply Fri 9 Apr, 2004 04:08 pm
Setanta wrote:
My comment is simply that you can't drive me crazy . . .


. . . i'm close enough to walk . . .


I like it. Is this an original comment? I haven't heard it before.
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Kathi
 
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Reply Mon 12 Apr, 2004 05:05 am
I went crazy just yesterday ~ it entailed not being able to stomach Easter dinner and begging off visiting relatives because I'd lost my smile.

All because of a man.

If a man (who, by the way isn't even 'mine') can make me feel so bad, then I obviously was insane, and still am.

Go figure.
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doglover
 
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Reply Mon 12 Apr, 2004 07:00 am
Kathi, first of all, let me welcome you to A2K, my SS friend! I hope you will be as happy as I am here. The posters here are terrific.

I'm sorry your Easter was such a downer. Would you care to elaborate?

As for me, I conned the hubby to taking me out to dinner then sent him off to spend the afternoon with his family while I stayed home with the dog.

That plan worked for me. Very Happy
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Mon 12 Apr, 2004 10:56 am
If I went crazy I might sleep at night and then who would protect us from the asteroids and errant bombs and nocturnal rodents that might chew through the electric wires and cause fires?
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 12 Apr, 2004 11:00 am
Get some sleep, Cinnesthesia! Laughing
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Kathi
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 03:22 pm
hi doglover!
Took me awhile to get back to here...you know how it is.

I've just been watching all the bs on BS and wondering Why.

No I don't want to elaborate on what I said above, except to say the bad times are over and I'm happy again. Wink

Still crazy, but happy.
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George
 
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Reply Fri 7 May, 2004 04:23 pm
I would become Pope George the First.

I would canonize Snoopy and move the Vatican to Wakiki. The ukelele would be instituted as the primary accompaniment to liturgical music.

I would establish the Catholic League to compete with the American and National Leagues. Of course, the first team would the Cardinals.

Bless you, my children. Go now and sin no more.
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