If You Went Crazy

Occasionally I fantasize about normalcy.

If I went crazy I would write a book. I bet it would be really interesting to read a book written by a crazy guy.

Didn't you know that Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill Bennet and Bill O'Reilly wrote books?

I wouldn't limit the number of books written by crazy people. You have to be a little crazier than average to get a book published IMO.

I would go out to central park during the most crowded time of the day, strip naked at the top of a hill, and play my horrible songs for people until the police came and took me to the funny farm.

Or maybe I'd do something else. But I am pretty certain it would involve me being naked.

Hmmm. I think if I was truly crazy I wouldn't know it....so I guess I would just do stuff that seemed natural and right, eventually getting locked up for it, much to my surprise.

To do crazy stuff that I know or suspect is crazy is too crazy for me. I do not desire that kind of attention.

Seeing as I have achieved the highest level of Buddhahood, i.e. true enlightenment, I can no longer distinguish between sane and crazy. However, if I were to revert back to what is considered 'insane' or 'crazy' by you mere mortals, I would have been an Enron investor.

If I went crazy I would want to be happy crazy like the roller skate woman in San Diego. She skates around all day pulling a grocery cart with a tape player in it. On occasion she stops plays the music and does a skate dance. I think that must be happy crazy.

Yep, me too.

Yeah... happy crazy. *sigh*

I have been happy crazy but it was drug induced so that probably doesnt count.- and it has been many years. I have been murder crazy but luckily the person was on the other end of the phone. I think I would go with happy crazy.

"THEY" told you to ask this question, didn't they? DIDN'T THEY???? I wish they'd just LEAVE ME THE **** alone. Yesterday they broke into my house somehow and replaced all my furniture with exact duplicates.

I already know the frequency of the Communist Sex-thought mind control waves they use to control us, but I can't tell it here or they'll know I know. Forget about the tinfoil hats- THEY DON'T WORK. You have to keep a Bible (King James edition) inside your hat- and be sure to rip out page 154 or it won't work.
And you KNOW they have little tracking devices in paper money so they KNOW where you are at all times and what you spend your money on. So ALWAYS use coins instead of paper money. And don't get me started on fluoridated tap water....
And oh yeah, if you play any Jennifer Lopez movie a frame at a time, you'll discover a subliminal message "VOTE REPUBLICAN". You have to squint a little to see it, but it's always there.

I wouldnt want to be crazy like my neighbor. This lady kept thinking that people were stealing from her when they would visit her. She didn't think they were stealing money or objects. She thought they were shaving all of her possessions & stealing the lint. Somehow the people were going to take the lint and reassemble her things in their house.
I used to visit her but then she noticed some lint on my pants and she wouldnt let me back into the house

That wouldnt be a good kind of crazy

If I went crazy I would renounce all things to do with computers and never think about the internet ever again.

But since renouncing the internet and computers is the only thing that would be capable of driving me crazy in the first place, logically, it will never happen.

if i went crazy, i'd probably move to canada and open a catering business, or possibly to shawnee mission ks with all my coins.

Shawnee, KS, pueo, my family has roots in KS. I just grab my aluminum hat and join you there.

I don't know what I'd do if I went crazy, because-- frankly-- I'd have no control over what I want to do. I'd probably dress up in regency style and freak everyone out by saying that I was Anne Brontë, back from the dead. I'd have seven cats, each one named 'Bill Cosby.'

Suddenly, living smack dab between Kansas and Texas seems very dangerous...