@tsarstepan,
Answer 1: Launch the lit candle at the anteaters, using the spoon. The anteaters, mesmerized as we all are this time of year by all things pumpkin, begin to eat the wax, thereby turning into zombie candles. Then sell the zombie candles on eBay.
Question 2: Decide on the direction of our
business equipped only with a sentient Border Collie and a Ouija board.