The Gods Of Rock

Reply Wed 7 Aug, 2013 11:08 am
OXNARD, CA—Descending from the stage as though from Mount Olympus on high, members of the alt-rock band Cold Thunder reportedly deigned to mingle among the awestruck masses at Club Lagos Thursday evening after the group’s 20-minute opening set. “Thanks for coming out, guys,” one of the godlike beings called to a throng of lowly supplicants, who gazed upon the almighty ones as they sipped upon the fine nectar they had obtained with their two complimentary drink tickets. “We’ve got another show next week, so come on out if you can. And we’re selling CDs out front. Only 10 bucks. We’ve got a mailing list, too, so definitely sign up for that.” Reports indicate the magnificent deities then hauled their equipment back to their van, leaving behind only a mythic afterglow, and the undying memory of their valor and might.
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Reply Wed 7 Aug, 2013 03:09 pm
I meant to quote the onion on this.... I thought I'd included it in the copy
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Reply Wed 7 Aug, 2013 04:12 pm
I seen earlier that it is an Onion piece.
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