In honor of the American Election day today, today's fun link is a candidate we can ALL believe in.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,56759,00.html
In fact, I believe he should be a Presidential candidate in 2004.
After all,
* He believes in a strong defense, from mailmen and vacuum
cleaners
* His herding instincts will help us to defeat internal strife
* He'll kiss foreign leaders on the cheek and really mean it, therefore promoting world peace
* He'll hire the Pet Psychic for interpretations at his speeches, therefore providing her with a job AND promoting a Reaganesque return to astrology and the like
* He doesn't speak much, so his press conferences will be short and to the point ("Fetch!" "Stick!" "Kibble!" etc.)
* He'll promote a healthy lifestyle consisting of an all-kibble diet and a good walk twice a day
* His experience begging at the table will make him ideal for working with Congress
* His tilting of his head to one side indicates he's listening,
showing his compassion and empathy
* He can sniff out corruption
* He can wear fur but not alarm environmentalists
* He'll wear whiskers, which is very Lincolnesque
* He'll pant, but not after interns
* He won't take time out from his busy schedule for baths (well, not voluntarily) although he will nap on a daily basis
* He'll bring frisbee to the White House
* He will roll over for treats, but not for big business, etc.
Viva Percy! :-D
