I was a little upset with sealpoet, the way he was bragging about how many phones and e-mail addresses he has, and I, in a fit of anger, told him that my dad could beat up his dad.
Sealpoet provoked me further when he said....
Quote:Shite, Gus, I wish he would!
Why the hell does sealpoet want his father beaten up? Christ!
I guess I shouldn't dig into his private life. Maybe there's a damn good reason he wants the old man beat up.
But, I've arranged the fight, and as a matter of fact, they are out in the swamp right now, going head to head.
It looks like it's going to be a hell of a fight. I'm gonna pull up a chair and watch this one.
Oh, and a note to the moderators. You don't have to put one of those little black bars across what appears to be my dad's genitalia. That's an optical illusion. He's wearing skintight flesh colored pants and what you are seeing is a small, angry dark tornado whizzing along the horizon in the background.