The crappy jokes hangout, aka make your own joke(s)!

Reply Mon 29 Apr, 2013 11:35 am
Up for the challenge? Of course not!, so ill just fill this post with my crappy self made jokes... if you have heard them before... well, I may have posted them somewhere else before, or they simply existed somewhere... tough luck!

What is the drill at American schools when a nuke explodes nearby? To hide under the desk... The joke? Its a fact! Like hiding under a damn desk will do any good against a mushroom of doom...

What did the tomato say as he shot the carrot that tried to sneak out of the box of canned vegetables?

Rest in peas...

Do you know the difference between berries and bears? No? Then stay away from the forest.

Heard about the boxer could not even put together small packages? He was immediately fired from the box factory.

Heard of the street fighter that retired as he was unable to defeat any street...

Heard of the legendary beatboxer? There was not a box he could not beat With is bare fists!

What does Bruce Banner turn into when he gets pissed? The Hulk, who does the Hulk turn into when he gets pissed? Chuck Norris, who does Chuck Norris turn into when he gets mad? ShadowKnight.


Who is that dark figure... will he save the day?

Dark Figure: Who do you think I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Batman! (hands over a couple of bats).
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