Many years ago I was in the service with a guy who looked like he's been sired by a airedale. Okay. Much curly hair here there and everywhere and when I met his girlfriend, she had a mustache as nicely grown out as Tom Selleck's.
She really loved him, I remember, and she used to rub her hands all over his hugely hairy arms. (Did I mention he was about 6' 2" and close to 300 pounds?)
I still wonder if they stayed together what the children look like?