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Thu 15 Nov, 2012 11:37 am
All light sources other than candles and incandescent bulbs will be banned.
No teh gheys.
No breastfeeding in public.
No furrin cars. In fact, no cars; real men drive trucks.
No condoms, birth control pills, or abortions. And once the kid is born, it's on its own.
Traffic lights will be eliminated; right of way to be determined by largest openly-displayed firearm.
No science curriculum; science leads to thinking, and thinking leads to libruls.
@DrewDad,
New Constitutional Amendment requires that every vehicle, even ambulances, be equipped with truck nuts.
@jespah,
I... I want to start a petition on Whitehouse.gov for this.
@DrewDad,
The right of way at four way stop signs is determined by whoever is going the fastest.
@DrewDad,
The national bird would be the rifle.
The national flower would be the concealed automatic handgun.
The national drink would be Coors or liquid meth.
The national anthem will be a quintet of shotguns firing for 10 straight minutes.
Their biggest national holiday would be "Lynch a Disabled Colored Jewboy Fa*g*t Day."
@DrewDad,
I should add that a few years ago, Texas cut funding to Planned Parenthood to the tune of $70 million or so, and now we're facing about $270 million or so in additional Medicaid charges due to all of those babies that otherwise would have been prevented.
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