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Another one for the guys: Fake breasts vs. real breasts

 
 
Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sun 7 Mar, 2004 04:18 pm
Ridiculously proportioned boobs that are favored in places like America are considered, well, ridiculously proportioned elsewhere.

I think the average American ideal in breasts is ugly.
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Brand X
 
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Reply Sun 7 Mar, 2004 04:25 pm
sozobe wrote:
Bill, I bet Larry David will get around to it on "Curb Your Enthusiasm"...


Funny show!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 7 Mar, 2004 08:22 pm
Kirsten, you can never watch too many sitcoms. Smile
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kirsten
 
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Reply Sun 7 Mar, 2004 08:29 pm
Ach, a man after me own heart....ye pretentious PBS watchers be damned!
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sun 7 Mar, 2004 09:50 pm
Having read quite a few of Kicky's posts, I doubt it's your heart he's after. (more likely your eh, fruit) :wink:
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caprice
 
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Reply Mon 8 Mar, 2004 12:32 am
Again with the food connotations! Sheesh!

Oh and yes, kickycan is a self-admitted horndog! Very Happy
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caprice
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 02:54 am
I hate to uh, pander to you mins basic, slovenly, Neanderthal desires, but when I saw this picture, I just couldn't help wonder something. Of all you mins who said you preferred real boobies to the fake ones, does this appeal to you?

Edit (Moderator): Link removed

Before you ask, the picture popped up (no pun intended Razz) whilst I was browsing Google's Image search engine. You put in certain terms and you get the oddest things in return!
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caprice
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 02:56 am
The breasts of the woman in the above pic look soooo fake, they resemble bubbles in bubble wrap.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 09:29 am
Caprice, that link took me to a porn site called "blacknookie.com". I didn't see any grotesquely fake breasts on it. I think that's one of those porn links that changes daily. I know about these things from "accidentally" running into a few in a google search, just like you. Smile
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 09:30 am
Fake boobies are so obvious . . .

More than a handful is a waste . . .
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Grand Duke
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 10:05 am
As long as a woman's got better tits than me, I'm not bothered.
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husker
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 10:08 am
Well
I think - well I like real - but I need to squeeze a fake just to be sure - can you help me find a pair around here?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 10:10 am
You know, I always used to like 'em really big, but since my last big floppy-breasted girlfriend, I've kind of soured on 'em. I am looking for a girl with average kind of perky breasts. And nipples like fresh raspberries.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 10:45 am
Anyone who is more interested in size than in the nipples obviously doesn't get the point. Cool
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 10:59 am
Setanta wrote:
Anyone who is more interested in size than in the nipples obviously doesn't get the point. Cool


He he.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 11:01 am
Husker, any titty bar in any city in the world will be able to help you out there.
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 01:14 pm
I did see the pic. Bummer ... some half-nekkid bimbo blocked most of what looked like a nice restoration job on an old Piper Cub. But the link was inappropriate, I'm affraid. I'm not the one who edited it ... I was gonna, but one of the other Mods beat me to it.
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caprice
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 02:16 pm
kickycan wrote:
And nipples like fresh raspberries.


I used to do ECG's (or as the yanks call 'em, EKG's) and I've seen many a woman's breasts and out of all of them, I have only seen one woman whose nipples were even close to being the size of a raspberry. I think your expectations might be running a little high k.c.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 02:23 pm
I had a feeling someone was gonna take that too literally. I mean the texture, the sweetness . . . it's all a loose metaphor, baby. :wink:
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caprice
 
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Reply Thu 18 Mar, 2004 02:31 pm
Texture?? Sweetness????

Once again the food connotations come up.

Go have a bowl of raspberries and cream. Healthier for ya. Very Happy
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