Another one for the guys: Fake breasts vs. real breasts

My last girlfriend had fake ones, my first experience with those. I liked them more than I thought I would, but a nice set of real ones are preferable.

Usually, women who had breast augmentation are insecure with their feminity .

Them silicone parts are made for toys! I've touched quite a few and it's true that the newest saline jobs are better then the "Stretch Armstrong" feel of past models... But they still suck. Not only do they not feel real; they also look funny in different positions. Further, as a woman ages with fakes, she grows some weird bumpy stuff on the surface of the implants... Which means that she has to have follow-up sessions to keep them looking somewhat real. ANY real boobs are usually more pleasing than even the best fakes. I consider good looks a pre-req for dating... and a woman with fakes has to be pretty exceptional in my mind to compensate for the unattractive quality of fake boobs. Women: if you are considering this...DON'T DO IT!

As a member of the naturally well-endowed sisterhood, I just don't get the whole fake boob thing. Many of us would GLADLY trade with our A & B sisters ! Small girls look better in clothes, can run around unrestrained on occasion, don't have to deal with the creepy thought of what those things are going to look like when they're 75, and can learn to swing a golf club! :wink:

Another thing is that a very, very small percentage of women outside the porn or adult industries actually go out and get fake boobs, in my opinion. I don't think women with real boobs, no matter what size, have anything to worry about.

Not true Kicky... I think your geographic location makes you think so. Boca Raton, FL has enough fake boobs to fill a large landfill, and not too many Adult businesses. I've dated a Teacher, a Chiropractor and an Attorney all with fake boobs. It's an epidemic down here.

That's weird. I used to live in Orlando, and I did notice more of them than I do here, now that you mention it. Must be something in the water down there.

What kinda crap is that???

*LOL* That's true. I sometimes feel like binding mine to my body for a couple of different reasons. One, to help slow down the negative effects of gravity and two, so they aren't in the way so much. They can be an embarrassing crumb catcher.

So you can you tell just by looking? There is a great Seinfeld episode where Jerry sends Elaine into to the women's locker room to check out Terry Hatcher for him. "Yes they're real, and they're spectacular!"

Re: Another one for the guys: Fake breasts vs. real breasts


Sheesh...you would think it was oranges you were talkin' about!

Well, I guess you can't tell for sure, but there seemed to be a lot more older women with perfect gravity-defying boobs down there. Maybe it was just good bras.

Grapefruit, Caprice. Grapefruit.

(Kirsten, I almost wrote that several times... I thought it was "fabulous", though. I think you're right about "spectacular.")

It probably has more to do with the 300 plus days of swimsuit weather than anything else. At least at the beach they are conspicuous. It's much tougher to tell in a business suit... Heck with all the water-bras and whatnot it's become something of a crapshoot predicting what you'll see once naked. Still, it's a rather enjoyable game. :wink:

Spectacular it was... and I was rather disappointed we didn't get to see for ourselves considering the description. :wink:

If you're expecting grapefruit after the age of 20, you're in for big disappointments.

Bill, I bet Larry David will get around to it on "Curb Your Enthusiasm"...

Water bras !!! Debra Messing on Will and Grace in the episode with the water bra that springs leak at a gallery opening ! Hysterical! (maybe I watch too many sitcoms )