How to Make Stripper Costumes?

Wow, you sound like a real Expert! Do you have tips on how I should swing my pasties tassels? I never know if it is better to start right or left or to get each one going in a different direction at the same time. I'm really losing sleep over this dilemma.

greenie, if gus was here he'd be reaching for the nitro pills about now...

well this one is obvious. No costume, absolutely nothing.

You'll be the best stripper on the block with this costume



Many layers like an onion to peel off. A stripper's dream come true.

joey knows that too many clothes is the way to goes...

You need shoes. What if there's broken glass in the street?

velcro

one time when i helprd someone strip wallpaper, we wore overalls

You should consider lithium polymer batteries and the small brushless electric motors used for toy airplanes:



http://www.hobbyking.com/hobbyking/store/__500__59__Brushless_Motors-TURNIGY_XP.html

Have you never been strip-mining. That's when you find a seam just below the surface and strip off the covering layer and once you're on the seam you dip your bread in.

I saw Mandy Rice Davies stripped off once. She came on stage in a smokey and rather intimate club I was a member of dressed like a senior executive in a large retail consortium. A chap, a bit seedy looking to say the least, brought a chair to the back of the stage which was ill lit. She then doffed off like any senior executive might before having a bath to relax from the stresses of another day having to keep up the pretense of knowing what is going on. All the items of apparel were neatly folded and carefully placed on the chair. She re-shoed, very high heels, to avoid her buttocks sagging, and walked slowly into the illuminated section of the stage no more than five feet from where I was sitting. I had reserved a place for political reasons.

She then sang a few songs inexplicably tunelessly in order to allow us to have a good look at the machine that had brought a government to its knees. It was ginger. Mandy was touring the nation to bring the message to as many people as possible and it certainly wasn't lost on me.

Rebecca Brooks/Wade is ginger only more flaming.