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Tue 24 Feb, 2004 02:22 pm
Imagine if you will that you are an angry young man who really wants to tell their ex where to go. Well all you have to do is tell her "De doo doo doo, de da da da" and she WILL understand....
Contemplate that you are eying a hottie in a bar, and a thought pops into your mind: "Hey, a little Steve Miller-speak is sure to break the ice." You saunter over and say "I really like your peaches, gonna shake your tree," and she melts like butter.
So many stupid lyrics, so little space....please add those that made you laugh, cry with embarrasment, or just plain hurl.
nothing does it like a good Devo tune.
squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg
but nothing is more painful than james taylor singing, "i'm a steamroller, baby..." (well, something probably is more painful, due only to the fact that by the time that tune comes on you're generally fast asleep or, to borrow a phrase, comfortably numb...)
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess...
Get's me every time...
The most vomit inducing lyric ever has to be this tripe from Donny Osmond
Someone, help me, help me, help me please
Is the answer up above
How can I, how can I tell them
This is not a puppy love
From Neil Diamond :
I am I said, to no one there, and
No one heard at all, not even the chair.
I know this does not qualify as rock, yet...
"I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
But I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.
Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me."
please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste...
from my biker days
A lot of days I just walk around saying:" It's only rock'n roll, but I like it"... Is that wrong?
This is pre-rap, pre-rock but has to win some sort of prize for Stupid:
The car is stalled on the railroad track. The courting couple gets out safely. She realizes that his class ring is still in the car and with the whistle blowing and the lights flashing she goes back to the car to get it.
He lets her--but he mourns.
TEEN ANGEL
Teen angel, teen angel, teen angel, oooo
That fateful night, the car was stalled
Upon the railroad track
I pulled you out and we were safe
But you went running back
Teen angel, can you hear me?
Teen angel, can you see me?
Are you somewhere up above?
And am I still your one true love?
What was it you were looking for
That took your life that night?
They say they found my high school ring
Clutched in your fingers tight
Teen angel, can you hear me?
Teen angel, can you see me?
Are you somewhere up above?
And am I still your one true love?
Just sweet 16, and now you're gone
They've taken you away
I can no longer kiss your lips
They buried you today
Teen angel, can you hear me?
Teen angel, can you see me?
Are you somewhere up above?
And am I still your one true love?
Teen angel, teen angel, teen angel, oooo
One of their lyrics I like...
"Everybody's got someting to hide except for me and my monkey."
So you knocked up that chick you met on the internet, and now she's threatening to blow the whistle and tell your wife. Do you get flustered? Hell no! You break into a rousing rendition of:
Having my baby
what a lovely way of saying
How much you love me.
Having my baby
what a lovely way of saying
What you're thinking of me.
I can see it your face is glowing
I can see it in your eyes.
I'm happy knowin' that you're having my baby.
You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to you.
Having my baby
you're a woman in love and I love
What's goin' through you.
The need inside you
I see it showin'
Oh
the seed inside you
baby
do you feel it growin'
Are you happy in knowin' that you're having my baby?
I'm a woman in love and I love
What it's doin' to me.
Having my baby.
I'm a woman in love and I love
What's goin' through me.
Didn't have to keep it
wouldn't put you through it.
You could have swept it from your life
But you wouldn't do it
no
you wouldn't do it.
And you're having my baby.
patiodog--"me an my monkey" was written an first performed by Fats Domino
And you may say to yourself
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
'How did I get here?'
(Found myself thinking of this a lot when my ex and I were separating...)
even though i loved joy to the world always laugh when i hear it...
Jeremiah was a bull frog
was a good friend of mine
i never understood a single word he said
but i helped him drink his wine
and he always had some mighty fine wine...
was funny @ 11 when i first heard it..:-)
farmerman wrote:patiodog--"me an my monkey" was written an first performed by Fats Domino
well, i'll be. one of my favorite damn songs on the white album, too...
Phoenix--
You were probable much sweeter as a sixteen-year-old that I was. My parents regarded sentimentality as a Flaw to Be Discouraged. Further I was A Brain and no one was likely to give me a Class Ring to treasure.
Do you still choke up with anguish over "Teen Angel"?
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