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Frozen And Blushing Forever; Diplomystus dentatus with Knightia in its mouth

 
 
Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2012 11:58 am
Frozen And Blushing Forever
July 20, 2012
by Robert Krulwich - NPR

Not that you'd care, because you're dead, but how would you like it if the last thing you did on Earth was really, really embarrassing — like trying to gulp down a meal that's flip-flopping wildly in your mouth, tail out ...
Diplomystus dentatus with Knightia in its mouth.
Arvid Aase/Fossil Country Museum/National Park Service

... when along comes a mudslide, and boom! You and your lunch are frozen in place, harden into rock and then, a hundred or so million years later, there you are again, still gulping, but now under lights in a museum display case for an endless stream of strangers? Not good if you're a shy fish.

That's why I wouldn't want to be this pair of rear-to-rear copulating gnats in amber. (All the gnats zipping by in the museum are going to look away, or stare shyly at their six feet till you're done, and the thing is, you're never going to be done ...)
Mating dipteral insects from 125 million years ago, captured in amber.
Marc Deville/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images

Or how about these turtles, the one on the left receiving connubial gifts (My editor Maria likes me to use polite language) from the smaller male on the right, who was probably an ordinary run-of-the-pond turtle and never thought anybody would see this ...
Turtles
Naturmuseum Senckenberg in Frankfurt

... or you're a pterosaur, a flying dinosaur, soaring low over an ancient pond thinking you might find yourself a little fish to snack on, so you poke your head into the water for a quick look-see, and what happens? One of those dumb armored Aspidorhynchus fish suddenly grabs onto your left wing with his pointy jaws, and pulls you down, and oh, my God, you're struggling for air, and, for heaven's sake, you are bigger than it is, and just when you're thinking "how embarrassing" ... kaboom! There's a mudslide or something, the lights go out, and you are forever being drowned.
The final meal of a prehistoric armored fish frozen in the fossilized hunting scene.

This is why the next time I have to wear those embarrassing socks my cousin gave me, I'm going to stay clear of mud-soaked mountain slopes and active volcanoes. You should do the same.

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http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2012/07/19/157075491/frozen-and-blushing-forever
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Reply Fri 20 Jul, 2012 01:13 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
That was a fun read! Thanks for that link.

Also, I read that you had just celebrated a birthday. I don't usually join the birthday threads so I'll take this opportunity to wish you a wonderful year.
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Reply Sat 21 Jul, 2012 05:26 am
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
years ago, one of my students turned in a paper about"How Not to Become a Fossil'
The thing was so imaginative and well written that ,espite the fact that she missed the point of the assignment, I gave her a B+ (Missing the point did require that some sort of token points be subtracted)

He last comment about steerinb clear of flysh banks is critical to staving off fossil-hood.

My favorite "Action fossil" is in the HEll Creek assemblage where a group of dinos are gamboling in the mud (probably feeding off of plant material).
Anothe set of footprints angles in and the majority of the gambolers scatter but theres a huge splooshing and turbated area where an obviously much bigger (by the size of his trax) swept in an gobbled a gamboler
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