The Republicans Are Making My Blue Veined Throbber Throb So Much I Might Pass Out!

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Do you believe this ****?

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/304524/doing-double-duty-justice-jim-geraghty

Just because these cocksuckers discovered that of the 46 (Of 93) current US Attorneys who have donated money to a political candidate, 46 donated to Obama, they're making like it's as big an issue as their mothers exposing their hairy asses on TV.

This is so much bullshit and if you don't agree with me than you must want to pipe old men up their gnarley poop chutes!

Hey, I can be quite civil when I want to be but my blue-veined-throbber really gets worked up when conservative ass-wipes disagree with me.

Don't you ****-nuts know that if you try and claim association with conservatives that you are are worse than the scum left in a resovir tip?

You don't beleive me? Lick your grandmother's ass and scream "Bush Forever" when you cum.

Hey Dude, I'm really cool. I mean really, really cool. (Can't you tell by the way I write?)

I have long hair and wear skin-tight leopard skin pants. I cover 80's Hair Bands in bars scattered around North Carolina (I won't play in SC...they hate the Black Man there!), and so why would you not believe me when I say that if you don't agree with me you must like to suck mule dongs?

So I'm in my 60's...how am I any less pathetic than Mick Jagger prancing around a stage in front of hundreds of thousands of grey-haired fans?

The answer is, I'm not and if you think otherwise than suck my limp throbber (Viagra hasn't been as beneficial as I thought it might, but you can still suck me...if you like)

I've made millions of dollars playing in ****-hole bars and if you don't believe me you must be someone who likes to watch his wife take it up the ass from civil service workers! I'm really rich (I swear it you taint!) and I would be more than ******* happy to give all my riches to the poor! I'm rich, and you know it you conservative scum-bags!

Hey, I'm really rich so don't give me any **** about not being rich, you tea-bagginng Anderson Cooper wannabes!

Obama is ******* cool, even though I didn't think so when he ran against Hillar Clinton in the Dem primaries in 2008, but now I'm an Obamian and if you don't think so; you can kiss my hairy nut sack!

Bottom line is that I'm right and if you disagree with me you are not a nice person!

BIPO

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@Finn dAbuzz,

Get to where you can do that good an impression of game animals and people will be offering you free hunting trips....

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@Finn dAbuzz,

Oooooh, I wouldn't want to be BVT now. I bet he never posts again, you big scary man you.

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@Finn dAbuzz,

I would swear that just the other day some conservative dickhead that looks just like you was complaining about the coarse language that Obama supporters were using in an attempt to "be cool".

go figure...

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Scary. My throbber just went limp.

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@Finn dAbuzz,

One of SlicKKK KKKlintler's first official acts in 93 was to summarily fire and replace all 93 federal attorneys and George W. Bush always treated everything SlicKKK had ever done as immutable so it's not clear that the damage from that **** has ever been undone. That's the likely reason for the 46/0 donations score.

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@izzythepush,

Geez but it's funny how some parodies are thought to be so clever and others are ridiculed.

I guess, for some, it's all about politics.

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@Rockhead,

Because tweeting t the world and posting to this small forum are exactly the same.

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@Finn dAbuzz,

At the bottom of the page, all of the related topics were started by gungadim.

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On another bender Finn?

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@Ceili,

You should try one Ceili, it might loosen up your over tight Canadian ass.

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@Finn dAbuzz,

I'm pretty glad I have a tight ass. Thanks. Have another, it might improve your mood. Then again, probably not.

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@Ceili,

How withering is the "you must be drunk" attack.

It's the rhetorical weapon of choice of those consistently shooting blanks.

If your buttocks are actually taut, good for you, but who will ever know here in cyberspace?

The funny thing is that I'm sure you're also quite glad that you have a metaphorically tight ass as well.

It makes for such certitude.

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@Finn dAbuzz,

Better than your loose flatulent ass, any day of the week. Now bend over and let the world shove what ever is stuck up yours and push it in even further. God knows you conservatives are sooooooo hard done by.

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@Ceili,

God you're sexy when you're vulgar!

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@Finn dAbuzz,

Finn dAbuzz wrote:

Geez but it's funny how some parodies are thought to be so clever and others are ridiculed.

I guess, for some, it's all about politics.

For me it's all about humour. I'm still chuckling over Setanta's 'sammich' comment, a rare moment of comedy genius.

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@izzythepush,

Well you never know what might strike someone as funny.

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@Finn dAbuzz,

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Geez but it's funny how some parodies are thought to be so clever and others are ridiculed.

There's a reason for that, Finn. Some parodies are clever.

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I guess, for some, it's all about politics.

Your hypocrisy is being flaunted again.

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I just saw this 2 year old post. I'm really sorry I missed it. Hilarious. Laughing

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