How do I fart at will

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I'm looking for a way to fart at will when I want to

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[+3] - djjd62 - 06/28/2012who's will? and why do you want to fart at him?
[+3] - Region Philbis - 06/28/2012 we used to have the technology... [img]http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x336/RegionPhilbis/fahtbuttn-1.jpg[/img]

@And,

who's will?

and why do you want to fart at him?

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@And,

Eat lots of beans, so your gas tank is full, then it's just a matter of regulation.

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@djjd62,

What a stupid joke . . .

. . . i was gonna post that, but you beat me to it . . .

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@And,

You feel one of us may be experienced at this?

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Study the work of the great le Pétomane.

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@joefromchicago,

The great comic Leonard Rossiter did a brilliant biopic on him.

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@izzythepush,

Never saw that film, but Rossiter was definitely a comic genius.

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George Will?

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@And,

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I'm looking for a way to fart at will when I want to

It's always nice to meet someone with a lofty goal. Laughing

Since eating beans might not always be practical, here are a few other suggestions.

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Ever Wish You Could Fart On Command? Now There’s An App For That!

From the moment we read the opening line of this app’s description, we knew it belonged on KRAPPS. Or to quote the awesome movie Jerry Maguire … you had me at “hello”. Pocket Fart, you complete us!

Have you ever wished you could fart on command just by lifting your leg?

Pocket Fart is no ordinary fart app. Developers Riccardo Roveri and Matteo Cortonesi decided to leverage the iPhone’s accelerometer in an unprecedented way … motion controlled flatulence. Simply stick your iPhone preferably in your pocket and Pocket Fart will then play the butt trumpet based on different types of movements.

We’ve heard of bluetooth and push notification-based fart apps, but using the iPhone’s accelerometer to transform its user into a fart on command superhero is an App Store first. Bravo Riccardo and Matteo...
http://krapps.com/2010/05/07/pocket-fart-iphone-app/

Here's another--Motion Fart

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"Fart on your command by lifting your leg or moving your body!"
Fart on command just by lifting your leg!

Really! You can with Motion Fart!

Motion Fart allows you to fart on command! Just put your phone in your pocket and Motion Fart will do it's job.

Try different funny movements to prank your friends with these farts! This is a free app.

The Motion Fart app uses your phones motion sensor and has lots of different farts like: Squeeky fart, wet fart and loud fart sounds!

You can also use this app like a soundboard. There is a big fart button. Press on it and the sound effects will start playing.
You are like a fart machine! A fart droid! This is the ultimate prank.

''Motion Fart brings a whole new element to farting applications''
by - DroidApps.com

''All in all, its cool and FREEEEEEEEE''
by - Appyhours.com