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@parados,

Jesus saves . . . Moses invests.

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@Phoenix32890,

"You can do anything, but not everything." - David Allen

"I can't tell you the key to success but the key to failure is trying to please everyone." - Ed Sheeran

"Sometimes you forgive people because you still want them in your life." - Anon.

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@Val Killmore,

So you totally failed to understand the thread, eh?

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@Phoenix32890,

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

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@Phoenix32890,

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go

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He can light up a room just by leaving it.

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@Setanta,

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
To expand on what I mean, it's arguable, but the latter part of my quote is not common sense to everyone, and it is surprising in a sense cause it is not a conventional perspective.

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@Val Killmore,

(insert raspberry noise here)

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@Val Killmore,

Val Killmore wrote:

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

Hey at least you got a PARAPROSDOKIANS in your come back. Very Happy

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@Rockhead,

When life gives you lemons close your eyes because lemon juice really stings.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time,
but usually that's enough.

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Every cloud has a silver lining but that's because gold is so expensive.

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My girlfriend complains to our friends that I beat her too much but I can't help it if I'm a better chess player.

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To err is human,...... that's why they put erasers on pencils.

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@Val Killmore,

Val Killmore wrote:

My girlfriend complains to our friends that I beat her too much but I can't help it if I'm a better chess player.

All right! Now you're getting the idea.

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My wife calls me 'handsome' every pay-day. All I hear is, "Hand some over, hand some over."

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Rockabye baby, on the treetop, and if you fall, it's a helluva drop!

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@Phoenix32890,

If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs ...well, you probably just don't understand the gravity of the situation.

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