Top 10 New Species list

The Sneezing monkey was found in the same area of Myanmar that is home to the Gezundheit mandrill.

That is no ****.

Ah, so.

Or is that ah-CHOO?

Its amazing that, how finely tuned some of these species are adapted to specific niches that we are only now finding out that they even exist.
That blue tarantula would look great on my bright green v neck sweater.

R thay toxic ?

Box Jellies are supposed to be pretty painful, so I doubt people say, "Oh Boy!".

They probably say, "Ouch!, God damn it you little f*cker!".

Now that would have been a good species name

Tomoya deusdamnois