I want to define my business hours. Which would be the right wireless phone system for me?

Sorry mike, I'm not seeing your rationale for linking business hours with wireless phone systems. Explain?

Or is this a joke or a reference to something that I'm utterly missing?

Yeah, you are missing something. This is more than likely a viral marketing attepmt--i'm 99.5% sure. Someone should be along after a while with a sales spiel and a link to their service.

In that case, I'm really in the market for a new espresso machine Mike. Help me out?

What can I say? Some times they think: Where can I go?
Where can I go to get my poodle clipped in Burbank?
At Ralph's vegetarian poodle clippin', where you can come this...
Where can I go to get organic vaseline for my ????
At Bob and Ray's swaheli rest-o-rant, where you can come this close.....
Where can I go to get my jeans embroided at Fullurton?.....
At jeans, at Jeans North where nothing ever fits
Where can I go to get my zipper repaired in Hollywood?
Who gives a **** anyway
Where can I go to get my speakers fixed?
Where can I go to get my exit lights?
At Jack LaLane Hamburgers on 312 Woodier(?) Boulavard.
Where can I go to get my stomach pumped?
Where can I go to collapse

-- "Call on any Vegetable" by Frank Zappa, requiescat in pace