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Mon 12 Jan, 2004 04:21 am
Righty-oh! Blatham has given me a great idea for a new 'Survivor' style show, "Bunny - as real as it gets'.
OK, first we construct a giant sort of house/hutch/giant TV screen. And then we pick some hapless suck..... contestants who are then required to live in the building. We start weeding out the weak ones by projecting on the walls of this building images of the real star of the show - a cutey, wutey, widdle Australian bunny.
And when I mean 'images' I mean IMAGES. GIANT WALL-SIZED LIVE, 24/7 and SLO-MO!! Bunny getting up, bunny's overnight 'visitor' (usually chewing own arm off), bunny in the shower, bunny on the toilet, bunny eating, snoring, burping, picking own nose, talking on the phone for hours, shopping, putting out the garbage, the whole 9 yards. With all of this explained by retired cricket commentators explaining every goddamn thing in detail, and how they saw something just like this in the sub-continent in nineteen-fricking-68.
Then after say... 6 weeks of living hell we give them unlimited access to razors, nooses, plastic bags, pills and a crocodile pit. There might be a prize of some sort, though it will probably only be collected by their loved ones after provided dental charts and DNA matches.
But, right now we have the defining moment. Our resident bunny has been at the newly constructed set for all of 2 minutes now. We'll make a live cross to Adelaide and ask the question that is on everyone's lips.............
Dying her hair red will NOT fool us, either!
Do not provoke the bunny! LOL!
You have the right philosophy, Brand X...
I'd do it... if the prize were not suicide.
Ya know, Stillwater? You can be one strange dude.
I'll second that . . . you got my vote, Mr. Pondness . . . any time you wanna be strange, its ok wit me . . .
Oy-vay! Are you guys ever in trouble now. Whilst I do admire your courage in posting this, Mr. Still, I also question your sanity.
heehee - you thought I didna see this, didn't you Scummy? But I did...
Did the wait un-nerve you?
Bwahahahahahahaahahahahahahha.......
Eery, blood-curdling whiffling is heard....
Oh, ****! Ah is one dead bunny-baiter.
yep. I believe I meant eerie...
Has the cortege been formed yet? Can I be a pall-bearer?
Well thank YOU Andy!! Anybody else in the chicken coop with you??
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