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Which gender is to blame for humanity's faults?

 
 
Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2004 10:17 pm
Evolutionarily speaking, males of species only seek to have sex with as many females as possible. It's the females job to pick out which traits in males are desirable and should be passed on. Females have only themselves to blame when they say all guys are jerks and for their own genders faults as well. They selected for these traits that they now complain about!!!

They selected for the jerk domineering gene that makes guys more likely to conquer and use up everything around them because females liked the power their mates had. Just like how females decided to go after adventurous individualistic more self centered guys as they spread into Asia, Europe, and North America leaving behind more communal peaceful less adventurous guys. Or perhaps its this sense of either adventure or recklessness that accounts for trekking across half the world. This is why Europe and US more individualistic and conquerous than rest of world.

In short, it's all your fault woman. We wouldn't have crazy loons like G.W. running our country if it wasn't for you.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2004 10:41 pm
We only do that to annoy you. :wink:
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jan, 2004 10:48 pm
Yeah., this all makes total sense 'til you relize for most of humanity, women were treated as chattle as sold to the highest bidder.
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Centroles
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 02:11 am
Ceili wrote:
Yeah., this all makes total sense 'til you relize for most of humanity, women were treated as chattle as sold to the highest bidder.


Nope, that only started happening around 2500 years or so ago after society came into being. And it's only because up till then, you chose to mate with the guys that have such domineering tendencies.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 03:16 am
There is a great disparity between what women say they want and what they actually pick up when given the chance. Most women will swear up and down they want a sensitive, caring, loving man with a sense of humore. But put that sensitive wimp next to a hairy-chested he-man and there is absolutely no doubt about which one the wman will choose. But this hormonal. Eva is wrong. Women don't do it to annoy us males. They can't help themselves. Nasty is sexy. What chance does a Stephen Hawking have against a Sly Stallone? Zip.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 05:41 am
Merry Andrew wrote:
There is a great disparity between what women say they want and what they actually pick up when given the chance. Most women will swear up and down they want a sensitive, caring, loving man with a sense of humore. But put that sensitive wimp next to a hairy-chested he-man and there is absolutely no doubt about which one the wman will choose. But this hormonal. Eva is wrong. Women don't do it to annoy us males. They can't help themselves. Nasty is sexy. What chance does a Stephen Hawking have against a Sly Stallone? Zip.


You are 100% correct. All that stuff about wanting a caring sensitive guy is a steaming pile of crap.
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Smiley
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 09:00 am
Men provide. Women complain. Get used to it.
The selection process was never meant to be fair.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 09:06 am
When we have such amazing choices between steaming piles, we gotta pick one. So why be surprised when it begets another steaming pile? When we finally create a robot that can replace men (in every way that matters) we can program them to be a beefcake or sensitive, whatever we're in the mood for, and be done with you all for good!
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Heeven
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 09:11 am
Oh and by the way, what you guys think as sensitive and caring and mushy and all that shite does not mean women want a wuss. Women might also like it to be packaged in a nice hairy chested buff man who sweats at the gym and drinks beers with his guys. Guys can be sensitive and still not turn a woman on - so why on earth would she want to be with him? Pity? I don't think so.
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 09:29 am
What do women want? A rugged poet with his own Lear jet. Smile

Lighten up, guys.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 09:50 am
Men were created to have sex and propagate the species. when man first came on the scene, before he dominated it as today, he was the part of the food chain with no fur, claws, huge teeth....couldn't climb quickly or run fast, couldn't fly, had no natural camoflaging colors or warmth providing coats.

The mortality rate for infants and people in general was astounding and on top of that they had a nine month gestation period and generally only bore one child at a time.

If men weren't made so horny they wouldn't put their peckers in anything that moves after a cocktail or two we'd have never lasted long enough to become what we are today.

Women were created to pick one alpha male, or the most alpha they could find and land, in order to produce offspring with the best chance of surviving.

Once a women became pregnant it was the man's job to go knock up another one.

Even though men and women became life long mates, loving and true to one another, this canoodling with anything and everything still took place because that's what men WERE CREATED FOR!!!!!!!!

Everything went along fine for a long time and then one day along came COSMO........AND THAT DAMN DOC JOHNSON..... and screwed up the entire system........ Evil or Very Mad
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Ceili
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 11:20 am
Whoodathunk. Men haven't evolved and it's our fault. Funny!
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 11:25 am
Ceili honey, you can say men haven't evolved but how many centuries since you women thought of a new excuse for putting us off merely for attempting to do our genetically programmed duty?

We're a maligned and mistreated group I tell you.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 11:26 am
But we've gone from "I've got a headache" to "I'm bi- and it's not your night tonight!"
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 11:27 am
bi doesn't count..as a matter of fact most of us guys consider that a bonus...... Twisted Evil
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Heeven
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 11:28 am
not when the ladies don't want you in the same room!
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 11:29 am
Maligned and mistreated? That's really funny, bear! Gonna ask for reparations now? Wink
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 11:30 am
Yes Eva...and I'm changing my name to Bi-Polar Bear the Man-ican. Razz
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Ceili
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 01:15 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:

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There is a great disparity between what women say they want and what they actually pick up when given the chance. Most women will swear up and down they want a sensitive, caring, loving man with a sense of humore. But put that sensitive wimp next to a hairy-chested he-man and there is absolutely no doubt about which one the wman will choose. But this hormonal


Yes, you are right, partially. Studies have shown, Women are attracted to different characteristics in men, at different stages, during the monthly cycle. However, just as men are attracted to certain attributes,'( ) ( )' women too find certain things...to be vastly important as well.

Bear most women I know rarely need an excuse, if the man is any good.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jan, 2004 01:23 pm
Wilso wrote:
Merry Andrew wrote:
There is a great disparity between what women say they want and what they actually pick up when given the chance. Most women will swear up and down they want a sensitive, caring, loving man with a sense of humore. But put that sensitive wimp next to a hairy-chested he-man and there is absolutely no doubt about which one the wman will choose. But this hormonal. Eva is wrong. Women don't do it to annoy us males. They can't help themselves. Nasty is sexy. What chance does a Stephen Hawking have against a Sly Stallone? Zip.


You are 100% correct. All that stuff about wanting a caring sensitive guy is a steaming pile of crap.


That's an overt generalization. Yet, you shouldn't start a slanging match about something that will never be resolved. One cannot categorise males and females because of stereotypes. (Though almost every evil, evil dictator has been male Razz )

What amazes me is how most guys go for lesbians, some even including 'do you fancy a threesome with two of my female friends' as a chat-up line, if one can call it that! If a woman DID fancy such a ménage-à-trois, what are the chances that she would want a salivating, perverted, spitting, emotionally pubescent guy in the corner, watching?
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