Well, there is no need for me to tell you who or what I will be if I was a superhero, for I have already acheived that level. I am The Mhatte-Rhaye (Mat-Ray) with powerful cleansing abilities.
My arch-nemesis is DirtBag. He is dirty. His henchmen are Feces and Paco, the dirty Mexican. BTW, I had
a sidekick for about a day. His name was Janitorial Dude. He resigned from his position, because he found his uniform to... how you say... gay. I wear a white dress shirt along with black dress pants, my Karate belt (a tie) around my forehead, my all-powerful shoes, my Mr. Clean gloves, a stylish cloak around my back, and, last but definitely not least, my supernatural-cleaning-ability-giving-nerdy-looking glasses. I would rather wear leather pants and a leather jacket but my funds are not yet sufficeint enough for costs of that magnitude. I also am working on my soap-pellet gun. The reason for which is not yet accomplished is the same as before. My superiors fail to pay me. I feel my deeds are not appreciated.
My weakness... I'd rather not say but I mine as well... It isn't like DirtBag is browsing these web pages. I lose my powers once my supernatural-cleaning-ability-giving-nerdy-looking glasses are removed.