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If You Were A Superhero...

 
 
Individual
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2004 08:01 pm
Procrastination-man, I'll tell you why...later.
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Individual
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2004 08:02 pm
Either that or forgetful-man, because I...can't....What was the question?
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Individual
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jan, 2004 08:03 pm
Apathy-man, I would tell you why but I couldn't care less...
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CerealKiller
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2004 01:35 am
Is LIEBER-MAN taken ?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jan, 2004 06:25 am
was this the tone of responses you expected? If not that could be a sign of erly on set alzheimers. Thats wher you forget, dont give a rats ass, and youre always putting stuff off because yove forgotten it.
Otherwise, dont worry, its probably nothing...

jumps into his custom Maybach and drives off
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Mhatte-Rhaye
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jan, 2004 05:40 pm
Well, there is no need for me to tell you who or what I will be if I was a superhero, for I have already acheived that level. I am The Mhatte-Rhaye (Mat-Ray) with powerful cleansing abilities. Very Happy My arch-nemesis is DirtBag. He is dirty. His henchmen are Feces and Paco, the dirty Mexican. BTW, I had a sidekick for about a day. His name was Janitorial Dude. He resigned from his position, because he found his uniform to... how you say... gay. I wear a white dress shirt along with black dress pants, my Karate belt (a tie) around my forehead, my all-powerful shoes, my Mr. Clean gloves, a stylish cloak around my back, and, last but definitely not least, my supernatural-cleaning-ability-giving-nerdy-looking glasses. I would rather wear leather pants and a leather jacket but my funds are not yet sufficeint enough for costs of that magnitude. I also am working on my soap-pellet gun. The reason for which is not yet accomplished is the same as before. My superiors fail to pay me. I feel my deeds are not appreciated. Sad

My weakness... I'd rather not say but I mine as well... It isn't like DirtBag is browsing these web pages. I lose my powers once my supernatural-cleaning-ability-giving-nerdy-looking glasses are removed. Embarrassed
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Individual
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 09:16 pm
City-management-man. There isn't anything he can't do. He soars around pissing people off just for a rise. Creating traffic jams with the snap of a finger, catastrophic blackouts that last for days, food shortages, indoor plumbing failure, and notices of unpaid utilities bills.
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Jim
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2004 10:29 pm
I have this daydream about a superhero called "The Snoutface".

I haven't figured out yet what he does yet, but I still like the concept.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2004 05:25 am
Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

-They Might be Giants
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2004 06:00 am
[email protected]!
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