Is It Really Bad Luck To Start The New Year Without Sex?

too funny, my ex... used to try to get me to buy that too.

lol!

I feel blessed... can I get a hallelujah

Gosh thanks gus, I'm touched you would play matchmaker and search for a man to fill all my needs. I good man, as they say - is hard to find.
However, I live a good deal further north of the border than you might imagine. It's difficult to traverse such distance in order to find me a mate down south.
But I fear not, the stars are in alignment and very soon I'm to have my lucky day. The oracles have spoken.


an aside - I believe the previously mentioned hung fellow was found innocent post mortem.

Uh...that would be 'hanged'...unless you know even more about him than you've let on... :wink:

Does Christmas night and the 30th count? Please say it does!

She was correct in her choice of words, PDiddie. If you were to read the thread carefully you would understand that.

Don't ever question Ceili's use of the language.

Unless you want a good ol' fahioned Canadian butt whuppin'

i hope not

that would explain why the nuns I have seen always looks sad and scowling.

It had to be cabbage where I grew up. (south Louisiana)

mac11--

I had both sauerkraut and cole slaw, so that is taken care of. The straw I swiped from the manger scene is tucked at the bottom of my wallet, so the money should be rolling in--or, at least, not rolling out.

Masturbating furiously into a toob sock is not sex.

You know, every time I come here I learn something new and valuable........

pantyhose with the lightly clinging scent of White Diamonds however.....oops!!! I've said too much.......

heh.