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Is It Really Bad Luck To Start The New Year Without Sex?

 
 
Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 04:19 pm
Or is it something I made up and repeated so many times that now I actually believe it and have been able to talk squinney (among others in the past) into believing as well?

Either way it certainly starts the year off on a positive note.....

your thoughts....
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 04:21 pm
No.

Do not let the sun set without eating your black-eyed peas, however.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 04:28 pm
Guess I'm screwed!
Just broke up with my boy toy and I didn't even get a kiss last night. poor me.
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Eve
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 04:41 pm
Now you tell me!

I guess that is why last year was such a bastard! And I didn't do it this year either.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 04:56 pm
You kicked him to the curb without getting any on ya for New Years?

Tell me you at least kept him around long enough to get a Christmas present, Ceili.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 05:19 pm
Hope, turfed him on the 17th.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 05:32 pm
Damn girl...huge wrong turn in protocol...I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding someone new....
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Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 05:44 pm
Protocol, shmotocol. I don't like jealousy. I'm hard to tie down and he couldn't handle it, so he got the boot.
However, according to my friends mystic seer, I'm gonna meet mr. right in 4 weeks. I can hardly wait.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 05:48 pm
In the mean time, enjoy a multitude of mr. wrongs with the blessing of the bear....
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 05:50 pm
so, when you say start the new year with sex, does that mean sex on the first, specifically? Sex at the stroke (hehe) of midnight? What?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 05:57 pm
Ceili, if you're looking for Mr. Right in Canada I'm afraid your search will be in vain. My sources tell me the last hung man in Canada is gone.

I'm sure this is disappointing news, but couldn't you search south of the border?

http://www.city.winnipeg.mb.ca/police/images/Story%20Images/story25a.jpg
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 06:12 pm
little k if you're doing the job right there's plenty of strokin' both before and after midnight... :wink:
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 06:13 pm
But, It was the 26th. Not even close.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 07:27 pm
PDiddie--

I go with the black eyed peas. Men don't last. Cookin' do.

P.S. Where do you stand on the matter of collard greens? I've been told by some very poetic, impoverished authorities that black eyed peas will guarantee pocket change but for folding money in your wallet you need to eat collard greens on New Year's Day.

Does spinach count?
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Misti26
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 07:53 pm
Do you have to do it with a partner or can it be solo? If not, I'm screwed too!
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Brand X
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 08:02 pm
Me too, I might have to self medicate for DSB.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 08:05 pm
DSB?
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Brand X
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 08:06 pm
Dangerous Sperm Backup
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 08:34 pm
Noddy24 wrote:
PDiddie--

I go with the black eyed peas. Men don't last. Cookin' do.

P.S. Where do you stand on the matter of collard greens? I've been told by some very poetic, impoverished authorities that black eyed peas will guarantee pocket change but for folding money in your wallet you need to eat collard greens on New Year's Day.

Does spinach count?


Nod, I covered all the bases by going to Souper Salad. Roughage in all colors and varieties.

I feel richer already. Cool

(Notice I'm not going near the relationship/sexual tangents that are swelling up on this thread...)
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 08:44 pm
Brand X wrote:
Dangerous Sperm Backup


HAHA!
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