Whatever happened to Captain Crunch?

Yes- anthropomorphic animals.

Goof Troop was a TV cartoon from the early 90s.

He was a victim of the Navy's "Don't ask don't tell" policy. Apparently, it had something to with his cabinboy. Not being a part of the LGBT community I don't quite know what was meant by the term "being keelhauled"

The cabin boy was Kipper,
A dirty little nipper,
He lined his ass with broken glass,
And circumcised the skipper.

I think you watch too much Gilbert and Sullivan.

To answer your question BUGS BUNNY is a corporate mascot-that's why they keep "interviewing" him.

Donald has Christman goose for dinner. He'd be cannibalistic, most likely, if he had roast duck.

Donald and Daffy have been shown to eat poultry in some cartoons.