Donald Rumsfeld, Is He A Lizard Person?

yesterday on the Opie & Anthony show, comedian Louis C.K. asked Rumsfeld if he was really secretly a lizard person who survives of the blood of children

Rumsfeld dodged the question and told some story about a man who bought him dinner the night before in New York

Louis asked him again a few times to give a simple yes or no answer, stating that people had asked this question a few times and the answer should be out there, Rumsfeld was polite but declined to answer the question each time

so, is Rumsfeld a lizard person, i'm saying yes, until he says otherwise