Are there any African-American members here?

And your father is? And don't give me any crap about the "one drop rule". That lost any conceivable force of law sixty years ago.

NOYB. You ARE considered black in the UNITED STATES you have BLACK AFRICAN LINEAGE.

He doesn't know. You see, Rabbi Goldman took a gander at baby Goldilox and ran from the delivery room, seen again years later in an all male revue, Seven Rabbis For Seven Mohels, a musical love story set is post apocalyptic West Purgatory. Goldilox prefers not to talk about it, as he was forbidden to join the revue or its revival or even its road tour. No, all he could do was watch as his dear father, rode off on a lavender color Vespa.

NOYB, you Monty Python/Kids in the Hall reject.